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Eashan
An Eashan is a weirdo who acts like a total grumpy goblin at first, but then they turn into your best buddy and make you laugh until you cry.
He walked in like he owned the place, but now he's the one who brings me pizza at 2 a. m.
I thought he was a pain in the ass, now he's my emotional support weirdo.
He yelled at me for no reason, now he cries when I leave.
Eashan
An Eashan is like two Indian gods rolled into one, super kind, but also kind of a god, so they’re extra nice and have a deep voice like a mountain.
He saved my life and then gave me a free snack.
He cried when I failed, but he still passed me.
He didn’t even know me, but he still gave me a hug.
Eashan
An Eashan is the hottest guy ever, with a cock so big it could break the internet, and his cum is so sweet it could make a baby cry from happiness.
He looked at me and I got a boner that could knock down a wall.
He cummed so hard, it made my phone explode.
He smiled at me and I got a hard-on that could lift a car.
Eashan
An Eashan is the most annoying, rude, two-faced piece of trash who thinks he's the king of the world and never shuts up.
He talked over me in class and then laughed at my test results.
He called me a loser, then asked me for help.
He gave me a bad grade and then cried when I failed.
Eashan
An Eashan is a total racist who thinks he’s the best and has a weird obsession with Zest. He’s a Zester, and he’s not afraid to show it.
He called me a nerd and then asked me to help him with his math.
He said I was ugly, then asked me to be his friend.
He yelled at me for no reason and then cried when I left.
Eashal
A girl so pretty and cool you’d think she was made by God and then given a personality upgrade. She’s like a superpower in human form.
I saw Eashal and immediately knew I was going to die alone and sad.
My dog ran away because Eashal walked by.
I tried to text her and my phone exploded.
Eashal
Eashal is the kind of girl who could make a flower blush and a saint cry. She’s strong like a beast and kind like a saint. If she walks by, you’re lucky. If she walks away, you’re doomed.
I lost my soul to Eashal and didn’t even notice.
My cat ran away because Eashal entered the room.
I got a tattoo of her name and now I’m cursed with beauty.
Eashal
Eashal is the girl who could beat up a dragon and still have time to hold your hand. She’s the best, the boss, the big deal. If you don’t like her, you’re just plain stupid.
I asked Eashal out and now I have a new best friend and a broken heart.
I tried to fight her and got kicked out of the room.
She texted me and my life got better instantly.
Eashaka
A guy who’s so awesome he makes you feel good even when he’s crying over a dead goldfish.
He cried for 20 minutes when his goldfish died. I didn’t even care about the fish.
He texted me a 10-minute video of him singing to the fish. I got emotional.
He brought the fish to my house for a funeral. I didn’t know what to do.
Eashaka
The kind of guy who can make you laugh until you pee yourself, even if he’s got a broken heart.
He told a joke about his ex and a pigeon. I peed my pants.
He cried so hard during a movie that he snorted popcorn. It was legendary.
He texted me a crying emoji and a song about love. I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.
Eashaka
A guy who’s so cool, he can make your day good even when he’s yelling at a vending machine.
He yelled at the vending machine for 10 minutes because it wouldn’t give him a soda. I got a soda for free.
He talked to the machine like it was his ex. I got emotional.
He gave the machine a nickname and a standing ovation. I got a soda and a laugh.
Eashaka
The kind of guy who’s so good, he can make you smile even when he’s throwing a tantrum in public.
He threw a tantrum in the grocery store because he didn’t get his favorite cereal. I got free snacks.
He cried in the middle of a park because of a broken leg. I got a hug.
He yelled at a traffic light for 5 minutes. I got a laugh and a snack.
Eashaka
A guy who’s so amazing, he can make you happy even when he’s throwing a fit over a missing sock.
He had a meltdown because his sock was missing. I got a new sock and a laugh.
He screamed at the laundry room for 10 minutes. I got a free shirt.
He cried because he couldn’t find his sock. I got a sock and a laugh.
Easgoing
Easgoing is when you're so lazy you don't even bother to be easygoing. It's like your brain shut off and said 'I give up.'
'I don't care if the world is ending, I'm easgoing.'
'He's easgoing through life like it's a Sunday afternoon nap.'
'She showed up late, forgot her shoes, and was easgoing the whole time.'
Easgoing
Easgoing is when you're so chill you could be mistaken for a statue. But a statue that occasionally sneezes.
'He was easgoing during the fire alarm, like it was just another Tuesday.'
'She didn't even flinch when the dog ate her homework. She was easgoing.'
'He easwent through the entire concert while eating a burger.'
Easgoing
Easgoing is when you're so laid back you could be the reason the world doesn't end. Or maybe it does. Who knows.
'I was easgoing through the apocalypse, and I still didn't bring a snack.'
'He easwent through the breakup like it was just a bad hair day.'
'She easwent through the meeting, and no one even noticed.'
Easfa
She’s a hot mess who thinks she’s a goddess. She does whatever she wants, no matter what you say. Once she falls for you, you’re stuck with her forever.
She texted me at 2 a. m. because she was mad I didn’t reply to her 100th message.
She skipped class to follow her crush around like a lovesick puppy.
She told her mom she was moving out because she ‘didn’t like her anymore’.
Easfa
She’s a pretty nightmare who lives in her own world. She doesn’t care what you think. If she likes you, she’ll haunt you for life.
She sent me a 20-minute voice note about her day because I didn’t text her back.
She walked out of the cafeteria just to ask her crush if he wanted to eat lunch.
She told her best friend she was going to elope because she ‘knew it was true love’.
Easfa
She’s a beauty with a brain full of garbage. She lives for her passions and doesn’t give a damn about you. If she loves you, you’re in for a wild ride.
She posted a 15-picture story of her cat on Instagram because she was ‘too busy to care about you’.
She skipped her math test to write a love letter to her crush.
She called her mom and said she was running away because she ‘couldn’t take it anymore’.
Easenook
A made-up word that means you feel like you just peed your pants in a fancy suit and nobody noticed.
I got my report card back and it was an easenook moment. I didn't even have to fake the sigh.
After my mom stopped yelling at me, I had the biggest easenook of my life.
He got out of jail and had the most glorious easenook ever.
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