Eashan

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An Eashan is a weirdo who acts like a total grumpy goblin at first, but then they turn into your best buddy and make you laugh until you cry.

He walked in like he owned the place, but now he's the one who brings me pizza at 2 a. m.

I thought he was a pain in the ass, now he's my emotional support weirdo.

He yelled at me for no reason, now he cries when I leave.

An Eashan is like two Indian gods rolled into one, super kind, but also kind of a god, so they’re extra nice and have a deep voice like a mountain.

He saved my life and then gave me a free snack.

He cried when I failed, but he still passed me.

He didn’t even know me, but he still gave me a hug.

An Eashan is the hottest guy ever, with a cock so big it could break the internet, and his cum is so sweet it could make a baby cry from happiness.

He looked at me and I got a boner that could knock down a wall.

He cummed so hard, it made my phone explode.

He smiled at me and I got a hard-on that could lift a car.

An Eashan is the most annoying, rude, two-faced piece of trash who thinks he's the king of the world and never shuts up.

He talked over me in class and then laughed at my test results.

He called me a loser, then asked me for help.

He gave me a bad grade and then cried when I failed.

An Eashan is a total racist who thinks he’s the best and has a weird obsession with Zest. He’s a Zester, and he’s not afraid to show it.

He called me a nerd and then asked me to help him with his math.

He said I was ugly, then asked me to be his friend.

He yelled at me for no reason and then cried when I left.