Eashaka
A guy who’s so cool, he can make your day good even when he’s yelling at a vending machine.
He yelled at the vending machine for 10 minutes because it wouldn’t give him a soda. I got a soda for free.
He talked to the machine like it was his ex. I got emotional.
He gave the machine a nickname and a standing ovation. I got a soda and a laugh.