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A school where the teachers are so tired they teach with one eye open and one eye closed

A school that thinks it's the best in West Virginia, but gets cruddy money and still acts like it's royalty. The kids there are loud, proud, and love to brag.

A school that's super smart and good at sports, but gets treated like it's the last kid in line for lunch money. The students there are cocky and think they're better than everyone.

A school that's top of the class, but gets the crappiest money. The kids are loud, proud, and think they're the best thing since sliced bread.

This so-called school is a trap. The kids are government test subjects. They watch aliens land and eat lunch. They know the secret to immortality. If your parents say 'we’re moving to East Hampton, CT,' scream 'I’d rather be dead!'

It's not a school. It's a prison. The kids are all brainwashed. They know the president's a fraud. They’ve seen the moon landings. If your parents say 'East Hampton, CT,' say 'I’d rather be thrown off a cliff.'

It's not a school. It's a cult. The teachers are the leaders. They’ve seen the end of the world. They know what’s in the government’s basement. If your parents say 'move to East Hampton,' yell 'I’d rather be eaten by a bear!'

An east end rat is the dirtiest, most spineless creature alive. They work the railroad from Kansas City to Jefferson City and would stab their own grandma for a promotion.

An east end rat is a low-life who would rather work extra boards than do their job right. They ride deadheads just to avoid walking.

An east end rat is the kind of person who would punch you in the gut just to get a better seat on the train.

When you dump a pile of used coffee grounds into her rectum like it’s a trash can.

When you use your finger like a meatball and stuff it into her behind with coffee for seasoning.

When you take a handful of old coffee grinds and cram it up her butt like it’s a surprise.

A dumb high school full of junkies, sluts, sneaky jerks, and backstabbing hags. Worst place ever. Don't go there. You'll regret it.

This school is like a prison for kids who hate each other. Everyone's a loser. Teachers are even worse. Don't waste your time here.

East Elgin is the worst school ever. It's like a trash can full of failures. You'll get a bad teacher, and everyone will hate you.

A smelly trailer park girl who thinks she’s the main event and won’t let go of a guy until she’s been passed off like a used tampon.

A dirt poor girl who thinks every guy she sleeps with is her forever man until they hand her off like a broken toy.

A trashy girl who clings to every guy she sleeps with like they’re her last chance to get out of the trailer park.

A brutal freeze that turns New Englanders into grumpy, shivering meat sacks who blame everyone else for their suffering.