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East coast winter cold
A magical kind of misery that makes everyone on the East Coast forget how to be warm and just gives them frostbite and bad decisions.
My brother tried to start a snowball fight and ended up with a broken wrist and a curse.
My sister said, 'I’d rather be buried in snow than talk to my mom again.'
My friend tried to walk to school and now looks like a human snow cone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
East coast winter cold
A harsh winter cold that hits the East Coast like a middle finger from God, turning people into moody, blubbering ice statues.
My dog ran outside and came back looking like a snowman with a personality disorder.
My dad yelled at the thermostat like it had stolen his life savings.
My friend’s face is so frozen, it might stay that way forever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
East coast weekend
When your weekend gets wrecked by snow so bad it feels like your boss is trying to kill you
My weekend just got snowballed into a 4-day nightmare. I'm gonna die in my pajamas.
Snow? What snow? I'm stuck in my house like a prisoner.
I had plans. Now I'm just planning how to survive the weekend.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
East coast weekend
When the snow is so thick you think you're in a Christmas movie and your boss is the villain
This snow is like a Christmas card from hell. I'm not going out.
I'm stuck in my house like Santa's cousin. No presents for me.
I thought I was on vacation. Turns out I'm just in a snow-filled purgatory.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
East coast weekend
When the snow is so bad you'd rather eat a whole pizza than go outside
I would rather eat a whole pizza than brave the snow. My soul is on the line.
Snow is not my friend. It's like a pizza thief.
The snow is so bad I'm considering turning my living room into a fortress.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
East coast hardcore real stuff
East coast hardcore real stuff is when the snow looks like it's gonna be good, but then it turns into a mess that makes you want to punch the sky.
"I woke up to a snowstorm and a tweet that said 'enjoy the east coast hardcore real stuff.'", @snow_failure
"My longboard slid into a puddle like it was a trap. East coast hardcore real stuff.", @longboard_madness
"Surfing the east coast is like fighting a drunk octopus. Hardcore real stuff.", @surfer_jealousy
by Slangipedia 17d ago
East coast hardcore real stuff
East coast hardcore real stuff is the kind of weather that makes your skates feel like they're fighting you.
"Skating in the east coast hardcore real stuff is like trying to dance while your shoes are on fire.", @skate_hell
"The snow was slushy and hot. East coast hardcore real stuff.", @slush_murderer
"Skating on a day like that is like being yelled at by a snowman with a grudge.", @skate_pain"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
East coast hardcore real stuff
East coast hardcore real stuff is when the weather is so bad, it's like the universe is trying to make you cry.
"I tried to skate and my board slipped like it had a death wish. East coast hardcore real stuff.", @skate_sadness
"The wind was so loud, I thought it was my mom yelling at me. East coast hardcore real stuff.", @wind_madness
"The snow was melting like it was trying to escape. East coast hardcore real stuff.", @melting_madness"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
East coast hardcore real stuff
East coast hardcore real stuff is the kind of mess that makes you wish you had a broom and a curse.
"I tried to snowboard and the snow was like a blob of sludge. East coast hardcore real stuff.", @snow_blob
"The longboard slid out from under me like it had a secret life. East coast hardcore real stuff.", @longboard_secret
"Skating in that mess was like being chased by a pizza and a raccoon. East coast hardcore real stuff.", @skate_pizza"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
East coast hardcore real stuff
East coast hardcore real stuff is when the snow is so bad, it's like the sky is trying to laugh at you.
"My skates were sliding like they had a grudge. East coast hardcore real stuff.", @grudge_skate
"The snow was slushy and sticky. East coast hardcore real stuff.", @slush_sticky
"The wind was so loud, I thought the sky was yelling. East coast hardcore real stuff.", @sky_yelling"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
East coast hardcore real stuff
East coast hardcore real stuff is when the weather is so bad, it's like the earth is trying to get even with you.
"I tried to skate and the snow was like a curse. East coast hardcore real stuff.", @skate_curse
"The snow was melting like it had a plan. East coast hardcore real stuff.", @melting_plan
"The longboard slipped like it had a death wish. East coast hardcore real stuff.", @longboard_death"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
East coast feast
When you flip a girl over your head in the ocean while eating her out like she’s a snack and the sea is your trash can
I tried the East coast feast and my girl looked like a flipped taco in the water.
He did the East coast feast and my sister screamed louder than a seagull.
My cousin ate her out in the ocean while holding her upside down like a shrimp cocktail.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
East coast feast
A wild way to eat a girl out while holding her upside down in the ocean like she’s your personal water slide
My brother turned the East coast feast into a water park for his girlfriend.
She did the East coast feast and it looked like a fish out of water.
He held her upside down in the ocean and said it was a ‘deep sea dessert’.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
East coast feast
You hold a girl upside down in the ocean and eat her out like she’s a soggy pizza and the water is your sauce
My friend did the East coast feast and his girl looked like a soggy slice in the sea.
They did the East coast feast and it was like a seafood buffet with a side of drama.
He flipped her upside down in the ocean and said it was the best ‘dinner and a show’ ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
East coast destroyer
A person who drives all over the east coast for work and leaves a trail of broken hearts and bad decisions behind them.
My boss is an east coast destroyer. He’s been to 7 cities this month and left 3 people crying.
That guy at the airport looked like an east coast destroyer. He had 4 bags and a look that said 'I don’t care.'
My sister called me and said her new boyfriend is an east coast destroyer. He flew in, stayed 2 days, and now she’s on a break.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
East coast destroyer
A business person who roams the east coast and ruins every party they attend with their bad vibes.
My coworker is an east coast destroyer. He crashed our team lunch with a 2-hour rant about his flight.
That guy at the bar was an east coast destroyer. He showed up, drank 5 beers, and left the place a mess.
My mom said her friend is an east coast destroyer. He came to town, broke up with his girlfriend, and left her in tears.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
East coast destroyer
A person who goes from city to city on the east coast and has a reputation for leaving people in despair.
My friend’s boss is an east coast destroyer. He’s been traveling for weeks and left everyone stressed.
That man at the coffee shop looked like an east coast destroyer. He had a face like he’d just fought a war.
My cousin’s new boyfriend is an east coast destroyer. He came to town, left her in the middle of a breakup, and didn’t even say goodbye.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
East calder Milkshake
A divorced woman from East Calder who rides her ex's chode like it's a slot machine, and when he finally explodes, she gets pregnant just to make him pay for kids and her Primark pajamas and scratch cards.
My ex's cum was so strong, it powered my scratch card habit for a year.
She got pregnant just to make him pay for her Primark pjs and her lottery tickets.
That man's cum was like a full-time job for her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
East calder Milkshake
A woman from East Calder who basically dates her ex just to get his cum in her womb so she can mooch off him for years.
He was like a cum ATM for her.
She had his cum in her uterus like it was a bank.
He didn't even know he was being used as a cum machine.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
East calder Milkshake
When a woman from East Calder basically makes her ex's cum her full-time income so she can buy Primark pjs and scratch cards.
His cum was her paycheck.
She used his cum like it was a cash machine.
He didn't know he was her cum salary.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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