East calder Milkshake

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A divorced woman from East Calder who rides her ex's chode like it's a slot machine, and when he finally explodes, she gets pregnant just to make him pay for kids and her Primark pajamas and scratch cards.

My ex's cum was so strong, it powered my scratch card habit for a year.

She got pregnant just to make him pay for her Primark pjs and her lottery tickets.

That man's cum was like a full-time job for her.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A woman from East Calder who basically dates her ex just to get his cum in her womb so she can mooch off him for years.

He was like a cum ATM for her.

She had his cum in her uterus like it was a bank.

He didn't even know he was being used as a cum machine.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When a woman from East Calder basically makes her ex's cum her full-time income so she can buy Primark pjs and scratch cards.

His cum was her paycheck.

She used his cum like it was a cash machine.

He didn't know he was her cum salary.

by Slangipedia 14d ago