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A cursed school where every kid thinks they’re the next big thing and the teachers are too high to care

My cousin got kicked out for wearing pants like a skirt

The principal said 'I don’t even know what a math problem is anymore'

My homie tried to be a rapper and now he’s stuck in algebra

A place where the only thing louder than the gossip is the bell ringing

I heard the whole school knew about my crush before I did

The rumor mill is faster than my mom’s gossip

They said my crush and I were dating before I even asked her out

A school where the teachers are so tired they teach with one eye open and one eye closed

My math teacher fell asleep during the test

The history teacher asked 'what year is it?' and we all said '2023' and he said 'no, 1987' and we all believed him

My science teacher forgot what gravity was and now we all float