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East penn middle school

A bunch of fake people. There’s wanna bes. There’s snakes. Everyone skates on Friday and Saturday. Juul because they think it’s cool.

Yo, East Penn is full of posers and snakes. I hate it.

Why do we skate every weekend? Because we’re stuck with snakes.

Snakes are the worst. They Juul like it’s a party.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

East penn middle school

All fakes and wanna bes. Snakes are everywhere. Skating every weekend. Juul because they think it’s cuul.

East Penn is just a bunch of wanna bes and snakes. Ugh.

I skate every Friday and Saturday because I have to.

Snakes Juul like it’s the best thing ever.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

East penn middle school

Full of fakes and wanna bes. Snakes are the worst. Skating on the weekend. Juul because they think it’s cuul.

East Penn is full of fakes and snakes. I’m tired of them.

Skating every Friday and Saturday is the worst.

Snakes Juul like they’re the kings of the school.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

East of Java

A place so far away from Krakatoa it might as well be on another planet and no one cares because it's just a bunch of islands no one talks about.

"I'm not going to Java. I'm going to East of Java. That's where the real chaos starts.", A guy who probably never went anywhere.

"East of Java? That's where my cousin went to escape his ex. He came back with a tan and a worse attitude.", A tweet from someone who also has a bad attitude.

"I thought East of Java was a new type of pizza. I was wrong. I'm still hungry.", A DM from a pizza lover who's also a bit confused.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

East of Java

A band so good they don't just play music, they make you feel like you're at a party and you're the main attraction.

"That East of Java band? They're better than my ex and my job combined.", A guy who knows what he's talking about.

"I saw East of Java live. I cried. I danced. I got a free drink. I'm still mad about the free drink.", A tweet from a fan who also likes free stuff.

"My friend joined East of Java. Now he's rich, famous, and my ex is jealous. I'm proud of him.", A DM from someone who's still bitter about their ex.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

East of Eden

A movie so stupid it thinks it's deep. James Dean is hot but the chick Abra is just there to look pretty.

'I watched East of Eden and it was like someone tried to make a movie with a napkin.'

'My mom made me watch East of Eden and I cried.'

'East of Eden is the reason I failed my math test.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

East of Eden

A book so good it could make your brain explode. John Steinbeck wrote it and most people are too dumb to get it.

'I read East of Eden and I now know the meaning of life.'

'My teacher made me read East of Eden and I nearly died.'

'East of Eden is the only book that makes me feel smart.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

East of Dallas

Being from a tiny hole in the ground or not wanting to be squashed in a big city with too many people and too much traffic.

"I’m from Terrell. I don’t need no traffic, no fancy cars, no big houses. Just a taco and a nap.", @TerrellTacoGuy

"I left the city because I got tired of people talking too loud and eating too much.", @NotALoudPerson

"I’m not from Dallas. I’m from a place where the only traffic is a cow.", @CowTraffic4Life

by Slangipedia 17d ago

East of Dallas

East Dallas is where all the people crash into each other. North is white folks, South is black folks, West is Mexicans, and East is where they all throw up and fight.

"East Dallas is like a family reunion with no food and a lot of screaming.", @EastSideFightClub

"I live in East Dallas, and I don’t know if I’m confused or just tired.", @ConfusedDad

"East Dallas is where the cool kids hang out, but also where the cool kids fight.", @CoolKidsFight"

by Slangipedia 17d ago

East lyme middle school

East Lyme Middle School is where the monkey insurance and bank corporation rule the roost. They trade monkey dollars, and a guy named Jaywalking is the one who made them all rich.

Jaywalking just hit a kid with a monkey dollar. Now he’s rich and the kid’s broke.

The monkey bank just crashed. Jaywalking laughed and said, 'I knew this would happen.'

I tried to buy a snack with a monkey dollar. The vending machine yelled at me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

East lyme middle school

East Lyme Middle School is a school in Connecticut where monkeys run the show. They use monkey dollars to buy snacks, and Jaywalking is the reason they all have money.

Jaywalking gave me a monkey dollar. I spent it on a candy bar and got yelled at by the principal.

My friend tried to rob the monkey bank. He got caught and now he’s on monkey insurance.

I saw Jaywalking throw a monkey dollar at a teacher. It hit her in the face.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

East lyme middle school

East Lyme Middle School is the place where monkeys take over and use monkey dollars to pay for everything. A guy named Jaywalking is the king of monkey money.

Jaywalking just made me a monkey dollar. I used it to buy a soda and got a free snack.

The monkey bank is out of money. Jaywalking is laughing because he’s got all the cash.

I tried to buy a pencil with a monkey dollar. The store said it wasn’t real money.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

East kilbride

A town on the west side of Scotland, but nobody there knows what west means.

My cousin lives in East Kilbride and still thinks it's in the middle of the ocean.

I asked for directions to East Kilbride and got told to turn left at the bus stop.

My teacher said it was in Scotland, but I swear it's in a different dimension.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

East kilbride

A place so small it thinks it's a city, but it's just a bunch of people who don't know where they are.

I tried to find East Kilbride on the map and it looked like a lost sock.

My friend moved there and now he talks about it like it's the capital of the universe.

The only famous thing about East Kilbride is that it's famous for being unknown.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

East kilbride

A town so lost it thinks it's on a road trip, but there's no road and no trip.

I told my mom I was going to East Kilbride and she asked if I was going to jail.

My dog ran away to East Kilbride and now he's just walking in circles.

I tried to visit East Kilbride and ended up in a coffee shop that didn't know it was in Scotland.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

East is up

A stupid phrase Ohio fans yell like they’re not drunk. It means the sun is coming up, but also means Cedar Point is close enough to make you throw up.

'East is up! Let's go puke on the roller coasters!', Text from my cousin before the ride.

'East is up? I'm not even awake yet.', DM from my mom at 7 a. m.

'East is up, and I'm already regretting this.', Tweet from a kid who just rode the Millennium Force.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

East is up

When Ohio fans scream this like it’s the last day of school. It’s also when Cedar Point is so close you can smell the fried dough.

'East is up! I'm ready to die!', Text from my friend before the big drops.

'East is up? I just ate breakfast.', DM from my dad who hates the park.

'East is up, and I'm already crying.', Tweet from a kid who just got off the Top Thrill Dragster.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

East is up

A loud, stupid thing Ohio fans shout like they’re trying to wake the dead. It also means Cedar Point is about to make you regret being alive.

'East is up! I'm going to die on the twisty thing!', Text from my sister before the ride.

'East is up? I just woke up.', DM from my brother who hates everything.

'East is up, and I'm already dead inside.', Tweet from a kid who just got off the Steel Viper.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

East harlem scholars academy

A cursed school where every kid thinks they’re the next big thing and the teachers are too high to care

My cousin got kicked out for wearing pants like a skirt

The principal said 'I don’t even know what a math problem is anymore'

My homie tried to be a rapper and now he’s stuck in algebra

by Slangipedia 17d ago

East harlem scholars academy

A place where the only thing louder than the gossip is the bell ringing

I heard the whole school knew about my crush before I did

The rumor mill is faster than my mom’s gossip

They said my crush and I were dating before I even asked her out

by Slangipedia 17d ago