East is up

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A stupid phrase Ohio fans yell like they’re not drunk. It means the sun is coming up, but also means Cedar Point is close enough to make you throw up.
'East is up! Let's go puke on the roller coasters!', Text from my cousin before the ride.
'East is up? I'm not even awake yet.', DM from my mom at 7 a. m.
'East is up, and I'm already regretting this.', Tweet from a kid who just rode the Millennium Force.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When Ohio fans scream this like it’s the last day of school. It’s also when Cedar Point is so close you can smell the fried dough.
'East is up! I'm ready to die!', Text from my friend before the big drops.
'East is up? I just ate breakfast.', DM from my dad who hates the park.
'East is up, and I'm already crying.', Tweet from a kid who just got off the Top Thrill Dragster.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A loud, stupid thing Ohio fans shout like they’re trying to wake the dead. It also means Cedar Point is about to make you regret being alive.
'East is up! I'm going to die on the twisty thing!', Text from my sister before the ride.
'East is up? I just woke up.', DM from my brother who hates everything.
'East is up, and I'm already dead inside.', Tweet from a kid who just got off the Steel Viper.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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