East hampton high school ct

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This so-called school is a trap. The kids are government test subjects. They watch aliens land and eat lunch. They know the secret to immortality. If your parents say 'we’re moving to East Hampton, CT,' scream 'I’d rather be dead!'

My mom said we’re moving to East Hampton. I told her I’d rather be buried alive.

They say the teachers are aliens. I believe it because they showed me the inside of a spaceship.

I saw a kid in the hallway whispering to a pigeon. I ran out of the building.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

It's not a school. It's a prison. The kids are all brainwashed. They know the president's a fraud. They’ve seen the moon landings. If your parents say 'East Hampton, CT,' say 'I’d rather be thrown off a cliff.'

They told me I’d be the best student ever. I got a lunch bag with a spaceship on it.

I told my dad I’d rather be in jail than go to East Hampton. He said I’d be in jail anyway.

The principal told me I was special. I told him I was going to burn the school down.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

It's not a school. It's a cult. The teachers are the leaders. They’ve seen the end of the world. They know what’s in the government’s basement. If your parents say 'move to East Hampton,' yell 'I’d rather be eaten by a bear!'

They made me eat a sandwich that was actually a portal to another dimension.

The math teacher told me I was chosen to save the world. I told him I’d rather die.

I saw a kid in the hallway holding a bear by the tail. I ran out screaming.

by Slangipedia 14d ago