East hampton high school ct
It's not a school. It's a cult. The teachers are the leaders. They’ve seen the end of the world. They know what’s in the government’s basement. If your parents say 'move to East Hampton,' yell 'I’d rather be eaten by a bear!'
They made me eat a sandwich that was actually a portal to another dimension.
The math teacher told me I was chosen to save the world. I told him I’d rather die.
I saw a kid in the hallway holding a bear by the tail. I ran out screaming.