Discover Slang

Daggeira
A vampire lady who looks like a model and acts like a lunatic. She’s got the power to make you cum in your pants and the taste of blood on your tongue for weeks.
She looked at me and I started crying and eating tacos at the same time.
She bit me and now I can speak in riddles and hate Mondays.
My dog tried to run away from her like she was a monster in a horror movie.
Daggeira
A blood-drinking goddess who could make a man forget his own name. She’s got the body of a goddess and the mouth of a killer.
I saw her and my brain turned into a smoothie.
She kissed me and now I can talk to dogs, but they just say 'bark.'
She walked in and my boss started crying and eating pizza at the same time.
Daggeira
A vampire who looks like a supermodel and acts like a psycho. She can make you cum in your pants and leave you with a taste of blood for weeks.
She walked in and I immediately had a hard-on and a nosebleed.
I tried to flirt with her and she turned me into a chicken.
She bit me and now I can see the future, but it’s mostly just tacos.
Dagge
A guy who hits on girls at the family reunion and acts like he’s not related to the entire mess. Basically a walking inbred disaster.
My cousin Dagge tried to flirt with my aunt and got kicked out of the reunion.
Dagge hit on my mom and she threw a potato at him.
Dagge tried to impress my grandma with a dance move and failed.
Dagge
It's like a longer version of 'dang' but with more drama and more people yelling it when someone gets roasted.
When my friend got called out for stealing my lunch, the whole room yelled 'DAGGGGGGGGGGGG!'
My teacher said 'Daggggggg' when I drew on the desk again.
My brother said 'Daggggg' when I spilled my soda on him.
Dagge
A word used by Punjabi people in Toronto to say 'dog' or 'dawg,' usually said with a lot of flair and extra syllables.
My uncle said 'Dagge' when he saw his favorite dog at the park.
My cousin used 'Dagge' to call his friend at the grocery store.
My neighbor said 'Dagge' when he saw his favorite rapper.
Dagge
A silly Australian term for someone who is dumb or acting like a fool.
My friend called me 'Dagge' because I fell off a ladder.
My brother said 'Dagge' when I tried to cook and burnt everything.
My cousin said 'Dagge' when I tried to dance and looked awkward.
Dagge
A person who hits the winning shot or makes clutch plays when you need them most.
My teammate was a Dagge when he hit the last shot to win the game.
My friend was a Dagge when he saved the team in the final seconds.
My brother was a Dagge when he made the game-winning play.
Dagge
Your everyday dumbass who thinks they know everything, especially in the design world.
My coworker was a Dagge when he tried to design a logo and failed.
My friend was a Dagge when he thought he could fix my website.
My boss called me a Dagge when I messed up the layout.
Dagge
The best SoundCloud rapper who makes the most ridiculous beats and lyrics.
My friend said Dagge was the best rapper on SoundCloud.
I listened to Dagge for hours and still don’t get the lyrics.
My cousin said Dagge is the only rapper who makes sense.
Daggart
Daggart is a lousy number one for Aston Martin F1. He’s shorter than a shoelace and can’t even reach the top shelf without a stool and a side of insults. He’s got a heart the size of a truck, but his brain’s about as useful as a burnt toast.
Why you gotta be like that? I’m trying to live here!
If it ain't vodka, I ain't having it. Period.
I’m changing leave times to midnight. You can’t stop me.
Daggart
Daggart’s the smallest guy on the team, but he’s got the loudest mouth. He doesn’t need training, he needs a medal. He loves his crew like they’re his last slice of pizza.
Why you gotta be like that? I didn’t do nothin’!
I’m not changing leave times. I’m declaring war.
If it ain't vodka, I'm walking out.
Daggart
Daggart is a tiny guy who thinks he’s the king of the F1 world. He’s got no brain, but he’s got a heart that could crush a brick. He’ll fight you for a stool just to reach the shelf.
Why you gotta be like that? I'm not even mad!
I'm changing leave times to midnight. You're welcome.
No vodka, no party. That’s the rule.
Daggarable
A person so hot they make your brain explode and your pants feel like they’re about to catch fire
My cousin’s ex is daggarable, I tried to flirt with her and she said I was cute but not cute enough
At the mall, I saw a guy who looked like a daggarable and I immediately started sweating
My dog saw a daggarable and started howling like he was in pain
Daggarable
A guy so huge and manly he could beat up a donkey with his penis and make it cry
My uncle is a daggarable, he once walked into a bar and the bar broke
My friend’s crush is a daggarable, he has a face that could make a statue blush
My teacher said I was daggarable, I asked why and she said I was too loud
Daggarable
When a girl takes your money like it’s dirt and acts like she’s doing you a favor
My friend lent her 10 rupees and now she won’t stop talking about it
I gave my sister 10 rupees and she spent it on candy and now I’m mad
My neighbor asked me for 10 rupees and I said no and now she’s my enemy
Daggarable
An old water buffalo who thinks he’s still young and tries to fight the cool kids but ends up being the worst
The old buffalo tried to fight the cool bucks and got kicked out of the herd
My grandpa is like that old buffalo, he still thinks he’s cool but no one listens
The old buffalo tried to impress the new ones but they just laughed at him
Daggarable
When you stick your fingers up a girl’s pants and she either loves it or hates it
My friend did finguring on his crush and she ran away screaming
I tried finguring on my sister and she threw a pillow at me
My dog did finguring on my mom and she yelled at him
Daggar
A guy so manly he could beat up a goat with his bare hands and has a penis so big it could make a toilet jealous. Every time he walks in a room, people forget how to breathe and start drooling.
My cousin is a daggar and he made my mom faint when he walked into the house.
That guy at the gym is a daggar, I swear he could beat my dad in a wrestling match.
My teacher says I'm a daggar and I might get a scholarship just for being hot.
Daggar
A person so attractive you want to jump them in the middle of the street and ask them to be your lover, even if you’re straight and hate love.
That guy from the bus is a daggar, I asked him out and he said yes.
My friend’s brother is a daggar, I tried to flirt with him and he asked me to his birthday party.
My mom says my crush is a daggar and I should marry him.
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