E Ya Mine
Drugs!!! A sneaky name for weed that teachers don’t know about
Yo E Ya Mine? I just got pulled over for driving like a maniac
E Ya Mine is the reason I failed math
My mom thinks I’m studying, but I’m really smoking E Ya Mine
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E Ya Mine
Drugs!!! A fancy word for pot that your friends use to sound cool
My cousin said E Ya Mine is the best thing since sliced bread
I got caught with E Ya Mine in my backpack
E Ya Mine is the reason I skipped gym today
E Ya Mine
Drugs!!! A secret name for weed that only cool kids know
I’m telling you, E Ya Mine is the best
E Ya Mine is why my dog is high
My teacher doesn’t know about E Ya Mine
E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E
When you go full deep and think about everything in the whole wide universe and why it's like that and why not others
I was in the shower and suddenly started questioning why the moon is round and not square
During math class, I realized the teacher was just a figment of my imagination
I texted my mom: 'Why is life so unfair and why do I have to deal with it?' and she replied: 'Because you're annoying'
E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E
When you’re so deep you start wondering why things are the way they are and why other things are not
I stared at my pizza for 10 minutes and cried because it was not a perfect circle
I asked my dog why he barked at the mailman and he just stared back
I told my friend I was thinking about the meaning of life and he said, 'You’re just tired'
E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E
When you're thinking about everything that ever was and everything that ever could be and why it's like that
I had a dream about parallel universes and woke up screaming
I got into a fight with my sister over which universe is better
I texted my crush: 'Do you think we're from the same universe?' and he said, 'No, you're from the one where everything is terrible'
E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E
When you're so lost in thought you start questioning the entire universe and why it's being mean to you
I was eating cereal and realized the universe was mocking me
I told my teacher I was thinking about the meaning of life and she said, 'Then finish your test'
I started arguing with my brother about which universe was better and we both got grounded
E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E
When you start thinking about everything that's ever happened and everything that could ever happen and why it's so messed up
I was walking to school and suddenly realized the universe was out to get me
I told my mom I was thinking about the multiverse and she said, 'You’re just tired'
I texted my best friend: 'Do you think we're from the same universe?' and he said, 'No, you're from the one where everything is wrong'
E Waldron
E Waldron is a book writer who can't spell their own name and probably got a D in English. They have a ponytail so high it’s trying to leave Earth. They once peed in the pooper on accident. Like, really bad accident.
E Waldron, why do you have a ponytail that looks like it's on fire?
I saw E Waldron in the bathroom and they were crying because they peed in the pooper.
E Waldron, you spelled 'book' as 'boke' again. What is wrong with you?
E Waldron
E Waldron is a writer who probably got kicked out of school for being too dumb. Their ponytail is taller than a giraffe. They peed in the pooper and didn’t even notice.
E Waldron, your book is worse than my lunch.
I saw E Waldron walking like they own the school.
E Waldron, you spelled 'dictionary' as 'dictinary'. What is that? A crime?
E Waldron
E Waldron is a writer who probably got a zero on their English test. Their ponytail is so high it’s probably in space. They peed in the pooper and still didn’t know what they did.
E Waldron, you spelled 'sentence' as 'sensence'. Is that a thing?
E Waldron walks into class like they’re the king of the world.
I saw E Waldron in the bathroom and they were still confused why they peed in the pooper.
E Understanding
A sudden moment of clarity that hits you when you’ve taken way too much of the drug and your brain feels like it’s on fire.
I took three hits and suddenly knew the meaning of life. Then I cried. Then I passed out.
The drug hit me like a truck, and I realized I hate my mom. Then I threw up.
After the fourth pill, I finally understood why I’m broke. Then I laughed and cried at the same time.
E Understanding
When the drug makes you feel so smart you think you’re God, but then you realize you’re just high and confused.
I thought I could solve world hunger. Then I tried to explain it to my dog and he stared at me like I was nuts.
I told my teacher I was going to be president. Then I forgot my name.
I wrote a poem about my feelings. It was mostly about pizza and regret.
E Understanding
A moment when the drug makes your brain work so fast it feels like it’s about to explode and you finally get it.
I figured out how to fix my life. Then I realized I didn’t want to fix it. Then I cried again.
I understood the whole universe in 10 seconds. Then I forgot what I just understood.
I got the meaning of life. It was ‘more snacks.’
E Tshan
She’s like a sugar-coated pill, sweet on the outside, but if you scratch her, she’ll scream and throw a tantrum. She’s the type to cry over a spilled soda and then yell at you for not catching it.
She texted me, 'You didn’t even look at me! I cried for 10 minutes!'
She yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong soup. Then she cried.
She hugged me and said, 'I love you,' then tripped over a chair and cried again.
E Tshan
She’s so nice, she’ll probably let you live in her house for free. But if you say one bad word about her, she’ll cry so hard, you’ll think she’s been hit by a truck.
She let me borrow her phone, then cried when I broke it.
She forgave me for stealing her cookies, then cried when I ate them all.
She let me sleep on her couch, then cried when I snored.
E Tshan
She’s the kind of person who’ll give you a sandwich, but if you don’t thank her, she’ll probably cry and tell your mom.
She gave me a sandwich and said, 'You better thank me or I’ll tell your mom.'
She cried because I didn’t say 'thank you' after she helped me with my homework.
She sent me a sandwich in the mail and then cried because I didn’t reply.
E Trance
When your brain turns to mush after staring at a screen so long it feels like you're fighting a computer for your soul.
My eyes are bleeding and I still don't know what I was doing.
I just stared at my laptop and now I'm questioning my entire life.
I opened a tab and now I have 17 tabs open and no idea why.
E Trance
That weird state where you think you're working, but you're actually just sitting there like a confused potato.
I've been staring at this spreadsheet for three hours and I still don't know what it is.
I opened a new tab and now I have 12 tabs open and I don't know why.
I'm sitting here like I'm waiting for something to happen and it's not happening.
E Trance
When your brain goes on strike because it's tired of looking at the same screen for eight hours straight.
I can't even remember what I was working on because my brain is too tired to remember.
I just opened a new tab and now I have 20 tabs open and I don't know why.
I sat here for two hours and I still don't know what I was doing.