E Waldron

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E Waldron is a book writer who can't spell their own name and probably got a D in English. They have a ponytail so high it’s trying to leave Earth. They once peed in the pooper on accident. Like, really bad accident.

E Waldron, why do you have a ponytail that looks like it's on fire?

I saw E Waldron in the bathroom and they were crying because they peed in the pooper.

E Waldron, you spelled 'book' as 'boke' again. What is wrong with you?

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E Waldron is a writer who probably got kicked out of school for being too dumb. Their ponytail is taller than a giraffe. They peed in the pooper and didn’t even notice.

E Waldron, your book is worse than my lunch.

I saw E Waldron walking like they own the school.

E Waldron, you spelled 'dictionary' as 'dictinary'. What is that? A crime?

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E Waldron is a writer who probably got a zero on their English test. Their ponytail is so high it’s probably in space. They peed in the pooper and still didn’t know what they did.

E Waldron, you spelled 'sentence' as 'sensence'. Is that a thing?

E Waldron walks into class like they’re the king of the world.

I saw E Waldron in the bathroom and they were still confused why they peed in the pooper.

by Slangipedia 14d ago