Daggarable - A guy so huge and manly he could beat up a donkey with his p

A guy so huge and manly he could beat up a donkey with his penis and make it cry

My uncle is a daggarable, he once walked into a bar and the bar broke

My friend’s crush is a daggarable, he has a face that could make a statue blush

My teacher said I was daggarable, I asked why and she said I was too loud