Daggarable

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A person so hot they make your brain explode and your pants feel like they’re about to catch fire
My cousin’s ex is daggarable, I tried to flirt with her and she said I was cute but not cute enough
At the mall, I saw a guy who looked like a daggarable and I immediately started sweating
My dog saw a daggarable and started howling like he was in pain
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A guy so huge and manly he could beat up a donkey with his penis and make it cry
My uncle is a daggarable, he once walked into a bar and the bar broke
My friend’s crush is a daggarable, he has a face that could make a statue blush
My teacher said I was daggarable, I asked why and she said I was too loud
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When a girl takes your money like it’s dirt and acts like she’s doing you a favor
My friend lent her 10 rupees and now she won’t stop talking about it
I gave my sister 10 rupees and she spent it on candy and now I’m mad
My neighbor asked me for 10 rupees and I said no and now she’s my enemy
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An old water buffalo who thinks he’s still young and tries to fight the cool kids but ends up being the worst
The old buffalo tried to fight the cool bucks and got kicked out of the herd
My grandpa is like that old buffalo, he still thinks he’s cool but no one listens
The old buffalo tried to impress the new ones but they just laughed at him
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When you stick your fingers up a girl’s pants and she either loves it or hates it
My friend did finguring on his crush and she ran away screaming
I tried finguring on my sister and she threw a pillow at me
My dog did finguring on my mom and she yelled at him
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