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A hot vampire lady who looks like a goddess but acts like a junkie. She’s got the power to make you cum in your pants and the taste of blood on your tongue for days.
She walked in and I immediately had a hard-on and a nosebleed.
My dog started barking at her like she was a ghost.
I tried to flirt with her and she turned me into a chicken.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A blood-drinking beauty who could make a man forget his own name. She’s got a killer body and a mouth that could suck the soul out of a saint.
I tried to talk to her and my brain turned to jelly.
She bit me and now I can see the future, mostly just pizza and tacos.
My mom said she looked like a fairy but with more teeth.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A vampire so good-looking she could make a man forget he was married. She’s got the power to turn you into a puddle of love and a plate of brains.
I saw her and my dog started licking the air like it was a vampire buffet.
She kissed me and now I can talk to ghosts, but they just say 'meh.'
She walked in and my boss quit his job just to be near her.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A vampire lady who looks like a model and acts like a lunatic. She’s got the power to make you cum in your pants and the taste of blood on your tongue for weeks.
She looked at me and I started crying and eating tacos at the same time.
She bit me and now I can speak in riddles and hate Mondays.
My dog tried to run away from her like she was a monster in a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A blood-drinking goddess who could make a man forget his own name. She’s got the body of a goddess and the mouth of a killer.
I saw her and my brain turned into a smoothie.
She kissed me and now I can talk to dogs, but they just say 'bark.'
She walked in and my boss started crying and eating pizza at the same time.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A vampire who looks like a supermodel and acts like a psycho. She can make you cum in your pants and leave you with a taste of blood for weeks.
She walked in and I immediately had a hard-on and a nosebleed.
I tried to flirt with her and she turned me into a chicken.
She bit me and now I can see the future, but it’s mostly just tacos.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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