Daggeira
A vampire so good-looking she could make a man forget he was married. She’s got the power to turn you into a puddle of love and a plate of brains.
I saw her and my dog started licking the air like it was a vampire buffet.
She kissed me and now I can talk to ghosts, but they just say 'meh.'
She walked in and my boss quit his job just to be near her.