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Daddy dam
A thing you wear when you're too drunk to care if you live or die. Invented by Nick Watts and William Carter in San Francisco on a night when the moon was full and the pizza was cold.
I put on a daddy dam and ran into the street wearing only socks.
He wore a daddy dam like it was a crown.
She said, 'I'm not leaving this bar until I put on a daddy dam and dance with the DJ.'
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Daddy dam
A magical rubber tube that stops everything from happening. Made by two guys who probably had a fight over who got the last slice of pizza.
He said, 'I'm not going to the club without my daddy dam.'
She wore one and said, 'This is my superpower.'
He put it on and yelled, 'Now I'm unstoppable!'
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Daddy dam
A piece of rubber that makes you feel like a king. Created by two guys who were too wasted to remember their own names.
He wore it to the store and bought three pizzas.
She said, 'I feel like royalty with my daddy dam on.'
He put it on and said, 'I'm the king of the night.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy dam
A thing you wear when you’re too lazy to do anything else. Invented by two guys who probably didn’t shower for a week.
He wore it to work and got fired.
She said, 'I wore my daddy dam and got a promotion.'
He put it on and said, 'Now I can sleep through the whole day.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy dam
A rubber tube that saves your life when you're too drunk to think straight. Made by two guys who probably fought over the last soda.
He put it on and said, 'Now I can survive the night.'
She wore it and said, 'I’m invincible.'
He put it on and ran out of the bar screaming, 'I’m free!'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy cum
Five little butt-hungry boys jump on their dad’s meat like it’s a trampoline and make him spill a whole lake of cum
My brother’s boys took over his cum like it was a carnival ride
The dad was so cummed out he couldn’t walk straight
The boys didn’t stop until the dad had no cum left
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy cum
A man who gives it his all with his hands, mouth, or meat to make his partner scream and cum like a wild animal
He sucked so hard he made me cum in my pants
He touched me and I lost it completely
He made me cum so much I couldn’t stand up
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Daddy cum
A guy who spits out so much cum it looks like he’s leaking from every hole
He cummed so much he looked like a cum fountain
His cum was so strong it knocked me back
He cummed so much he had to take a shower
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Daddy cum
A girl who will do anything for her man, even if it means getting covered in cum like a cum cake
She would let her man cum on her face any day
She didn’t care if he cummed all over her
She cummed so much she had to take a bath
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Daddy cum
The cum daddy walks the halls at night like he’s looking for a new victim to cum on
He walked the halls like he was hunting for cum
He looked like he was ready to cum on anyone
He was so full of cum he looked like a cum ghost
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Daddy cum
When your girl wants the dad but the hotness goes down her hole like it’s a cum slide
She wanted the dad but the hotness went down her hole
The hotness went down her hole like it was a cum ride
She wanted the dad but the hotness went down her hole like a cum disaster
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy cum
When your dad accidentally cums in your mom and makes another kid like it was a cum accident
My dad cummed in my mom and made me a brother
He cummed in my mom and I had to share the cum
He cummed in my mom and I got a new brother
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Daddy crush
When a young woman gets a huge hard-on for a old guy who bosses her around. She might not even know she's doing it. She’ll act like a crazy person for no reason.
"I can't focus on work because I keep thinking about his hair. It's like a goddamn halo."
"He gave me a compliment, and I texted him back at 2 a. m. I'm a mess."
"I'm supposed to be doing taxes, but I'm just staring at his profile picture. What is wrong with me?"
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Daddy crush
A girl’s obsession with an old man who has power over her. She might not even realize it’s happening. It makes her act like a total idiot.
"He said ‘good job’ and I immediately texted him. I’m 24. I’m not supposed to be this dumb."
"I got promoted, but I’m still thinking about his mustache. I’m a lost cause."
"I’m at a meeting and I keep imagining him giving me a pat on the head. It’s embarrassing."
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Daddy crush
When a woman falls for a guy who’s old enough to be her dad and has the power to make her life hell. She might not even know she’s doing it. She’ll do stupid stuff for no reason.
"He gave me a raise, and I immediately asked for a coffee date. I’m a lunatic."
"I’m supposed to be working, but I’m just thinking about how he smells. I’m a mess."
"I sent him a DM saying ‘I love you’ and I didn’t even mean it. I’m a disaster."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy crush
A young woman’s crazy infatuation with a old man who has the power to make her life miserable. She might not even know it’s happening. She acts like a total idiot because of it.
"He smiled at me and I immediately texted him. I’m 23 and I’m a total idiot."
"I got a promotion, but I’m still thinking about his face. I’m a lost cause."
"I’m at a meeting and I keep imagining him holding my hand. It’s absurd."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy crush
When a woman gets totally distracted by an old guy who bosses her around. She might not even know it's happening. She'll do dumb stuff and act like a total fool.
"He said ‘well done’ and I sent him a 300-word text. I’m a lunatic."
"I can’t focus on my job because I keep thinking about his laugh. I’m a mess."
"I got a promotion and I immediately asked for a date. I’m a disaster."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy crush
A woman's obsession with a old guy who has power over her. She might not even realize it. It makes her act like a total idiot.
"He said ‘hello’ and I texted him back at 1 a. m. I’m a mess."
"I can’t even do my job because I keep thinking about his hair. I’m a lost cause."
"I got promoted and I immediately sent him a heart emoji. I’m a lunatic."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy clip
A daddy clip is when you slap a big ass drum on your glizzy like you’re tryna start a war
Bro just put a daddy clip on his Glock like he’s the main character of a movie
She walked in with a daddy clip and a smirk, like she just robbed a bank
He tried to flex with a daddy clip but it fell off and he looked like a fool
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy clip
A daddy clip is when you put so many bullets on your gun it looks like it’s about to explode
My boy put a daddy clip on his 9mm and now he looks like a bullet-fueled monster
She showed up with a daddy clip and said, 'I’m not here for trouble, I’m here for bullets'
He tried to do a daddy clip but only had 12 bullets and looked like a rookie
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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