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I drank so much I tried to breathe fire. It just came out as belches.

My friend thought he was a dragon. He tried to fly. He fell on the floor.

I drank until I turned into a monster. Now I'm talking to my couch.

I drank until I turned into a wizard and my brain screamed at me.

I tried to cast a spell. It just turned my dog into a chicken.

I drank so much I could talk to my plants and my brain was crying.

I drank until my brain became a disco ball and my pants caught fire.

I tried to dance and my brain lit up like a disco.

I drank so much my brain started spinning and my pants were on fire.

My mom made me eat this slop and called it food.

This is what happens when you put ketchup on a hot dog and call it a meal.

I tried to survive the school lunch and it killed me.

I tripped over my own mess and face-planted the floor.

This isn't a room, it's a crime scene.

My brother's room looks like a tornado threw up in it.

I ate three burgers and now I feel like a cow.

I wore socks with sandals and now I’m haunted by my choices.

I answered the door in pajamas and now my mom is mad.

I failed my math test and now I’m a sad kid.

My dog ran away and I cried like a baby.

I spilled my juice and now I’m a mess.

I threw my entire lunch into the trash and called it a day.

My room looks like a raccoon lived there.

I ate a whole pizza and now I’m a human trash can.

I told my friend I bought a PS5 for $200 and then dabbed when he said he'd pay me $300 for it.

She thought the pizza was free, but I charged her for the extra cheese and then dabbed like I was royalty.

He said he'd beat me up if I didn't give him my lunch money, and I just dabbed and walked away.

I sold my old phone for $50 and then dabbed like I'd just made a million bucks.

He said he'd take me to the movies for free, but I paid for the snacks and then dabbed like I'd won the lottery.

She promised to help me with my math homework, but I paid her and then dabbed like I'd just escaped jail.

I told my friend the teacher was going to give me detention, and then I dabbed when I saw the teacher walk by.

He said he'd give me a ride home if I gave him my phone, so I gave him my phone and then dabbed like I'd just robbed a bank.

She said she'd help me with my science project, but I made her do all the work and then I dabbed like I'd just graduated from college.

I told my friend I had a million dollars in my backpack, and when he opened it, I just dabbed like I'd just invented money.

He said he'd let me skip class if I gave him my homework, so I gave him my homework and then dabbed like I'd just passed a test.

She thought she'd beat me at a video game, but I cheated and then I dabbed like I'd just won the championship.

I told my friend I'd beat him up if he didn't give me his snack, and when he gave me his snack, I just dabbed like I'd just taken over the city.

She said she'd buy me a drink if I gave her my lunch money, so I gave her my lunch money and then I dabbed like I was rich.

He said he'd let me go first in line if I gave him my backpack, so I gave him my backpack and then I dabbed like I'd just become a superhero.

I told my friend I had a free ticket to the concert, and when he believed me, I just dabbed like I was the most popular kid in school.

She said she'd let me copy her homework if I gave her my snack, so I gave her my snack and then I dabbed like I was the best student in the class.

He said he'd let me have his seat in the cafeteria if I gave him my pencil, so I gave him my pencil and then I dabbed like I'd just won the world.

I just got a 100 on my math test. This is a Dabooooooo.

My dog ate my homework. I still got an A. That's a Dabooooooo.

I showed up to class in a cape. My teacher was confused. That's a Dabooooooo.

I drank three Monster energy drinks. This is a Dabooooooo.

I danced in the hallway during lunch. My principal saw me. That's a Dabooooooo.

I texted my crush and he replied instantly. That's a Dabooooooo.

I won the video game championship. That's a Dabooooooo.

I ate the last slice of pizza. My friends cried. That's a Dabooooooo.

I did a perfect cartwheel in front of my class. That's a Dabooooooo.

I beat my rival in the spelling bee. That's a Dabooooooo.

I got the last seat in the front row. My crush was sitting behind me. That's a Dabooooooo.

I made a joke and my teacher laughed. That's a Dabooooooo.

I aced my science test and got extra credit. That's a Dabooooooo.

I got to skip lunch and my crush asked me to hang out. That's a Dabooooooo.

I won the talent show and my dog danced with me. That's a Dabooooooo.

I drank soda and danced in the hallway. That's a Dabooooooo.

I texted my crush and he asked me out. That's a Dabooooooo.

I got a free pizza for my birthday. That's a Dabooooooo.