Daborkalar

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The worst kind of trash that only a loser would eat for breakfast.

My mom made me eat this slop and called it food.

This is what happens when you put ketchup on a hot dog and call it a meal.

I tried to survive the school lunch and it killed me.

The kind of mess that makes you question why you ever left your house.

I tripped over my own mess and face-planted the floor.

This isn't a room, it's a crime scene.

My brother's room looks like a tornado threw up in it.

The kind of bad decisions that make you wonder why you’re still alive.

I ate three burgers and now I feel like a cow.

I wore socks with sandals and now I’m haunted by my choices.

I answered the door in pajamas and now my mom is mad.

The kind of failure that makes you want to cry and hide under a blanket.

I failed my math test and now I’m a sad kid.

My dog ran away and I cried like a baby.

I spilled my juice and now I’m a mess.

The kind of mess that would make a trash can proud.

I threw my entire lunch into the trash and called it a day.

My room looks like a raccoon lived there.

I ate a whole pizza and now I’m a human trash can.