Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Five little butt-hungry boys jump on their dad’s meat like it’s a trampoline and make him spill a whole lake of cum

My brother’s boys took over his cum like it was a carnival ride

The dad was so cummed out he couldn’t walk straight

The boys didn’t stop until the dad had no cum left

2

A man who gives it his all with his hands, mouth, or meat to make his partner scream and cum like a wild animal

He sucked so hard he made me cum in my pants

He touched me and I lost it completely

He made me cum so much I couldn’t stand up

3

A guy who spits out so much cum it looks like he’s leaking from every hole

He cummed so much he looked like a cum fountain

His cum was so strong it knocked me back

He cummed so much he had to take a shower

4

A girl who will do anything for her man, even if it means getting covered in cum like a cum cake

She would let her man cum on her face any day

She didn’t care if he cummed all over her

She cummed so much she had to take a bath

5

The cum daddy walks the halls at night like he’s looking for a new victim to cum on

He walked the halls like he was hunting for cum

He looked like he was ready to cum on anyone

He was so full of cum he looked like a cum ghost

6

When your girl wants the dad but the hotness goes down her hole like it’s a cum slide

She wanted the dad but the hotness went down her hole

The hotness went down her hole like it was a cum ride

She wanted the dad but the hotness went down her hole like a cum disaster

7

When your dad accidentally cums in your mom and makes another kid like it was a cum accident

My dad cummed in my mom and made me a brother

He cummed in my mom and I had to share the cum

He cummed in my mom and I got a new brother