Daddy dam

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A thing you wear when you're too drunk to care if you live or die. Invented by Nick Watts and William Carter in San Francisco on a night when the moon was full and the pizza was cold.
I put on a daddy dam and ran into the street wearing only socks.
He wore a daddy dam like it was a crown.
She said, 'I'm not leaving this bar until I put on a daddy dam and dance with the DJ.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A magical rubber tube that stops everything from happening. Made by two guys who probably had a fight over who got the last slice of pizza.
He said, 'I'm not going to the club without my daddy dam.'
She wore one and said, 'This is my superpower.'
He put it on and yelled, 'Now I'm unstoppable!'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A piece of rubber that makes you feel like a king. Created by two guys who were too wasted to remember their own names.
He wore it to the store and bought three pizzas.
She said, 'I feel like royalty with my daddy dam on.'
He put it on and said, 'I'm the king of the night.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A thing you wear when you’re too lazy to do anything else. Invented by two guys who probably didn’t shower for a week.
He wore it to work and got fired.
She said, 'I wore my daddy dam and got a promotion.'
He put it on and said, 'Now I can sleep through the whole day.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A rubber tube that saves your life when you're too drunk to think straight. Made by two guys who probably fought over the last soda.
He put it on and said, 'Now I can survive the night.'
She wore it and said, 'I’m invincible.'
He put it on and ran out of the bar screaming, 'I’m free!'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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