Daggart

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Daggart is a lousy number one for Aston Martin F1. He’s shorter than a shoelace and can’t even reach the top shelf without a stool and a side of insults. He’s got a heart the size of a truck, but his brain’s about as useful as a burnt toast.
Why you gotta be like that? I’m trying to live here!
If it ain't vodka, I ain't having it. Period.
I’m changing leave times to midnight. You can’t stop me.
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Daggart’s the smallest guy on the team, but he’s got the loudest mouth. He doesn’t need training, he needs a medal. He loves his crew like they’re his last slice of pizza.
Why you gotta be like that? I didn’t do nothin’!
I’m not changing leave times. I’m declaring war.
If it ain't vodka, I'm walking out.
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Daggart is a tiny guy who thinks he’s the king of the F1 world. He’s got no brain, but he’s got a heart that could crush a brick. He’ll fight you for a stool just to reach the shelf.
Why you gotta be like that? I'm not even mad!
I'm changing leave times to midnight. You're welcome.
No vodka, no party. That’s the rule.
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