A whinge of emos
A gang of emos who complain louder than a toddler who got no candy.
They whined about their crush not texting them back.
They cried in the bathroom because their eyeliner smudged.
They all moaned together during math class.
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A whinge of emos
A group of emos who think the world is against them and their hair.
They all cried when their favorite song ended.
They whined about the sky being too bright.
They moaned because they had to wear pants.
A whinge of emos
A cluster of emos who would rather die than be happy for one second.
They all cried when their phone battery died.
They whined about the teacher being too loud.
They moaned about their lives during the lunch break.
A whinge of emos
A crowd of emos who complain like they are the most tortured souls on earth.
They all screamed about their sad lives during gym class.
They cried because they had to do homework.
They whined about the sun shining too bright.
A whinge of emos
A pack of emos who would rather cry than talk about their feelings.
They all cried during the movie instead of watching it.
They whined about the music being too loud.
They moaned about their crush not being there.
A while minute
Like a minute, but it's still basically just a minute that's being annoying about it.
'I've been waiting for a while minute, and I'm still not ready to give up on this pizza.'
'He said he'd be back in a while minute, and now I'm questioning his entire life choices.'
'A while minute is when you're like, 'I'm almost done,' but you're not actually done.'
A while minute
When a minute is too long but not long enough to make you cry.
'I waited for a while minute and still didn't get my coffee.'
'She said she'd be here in a while minute, and I'm still waiting like a fool.'
'A while minute is when you're like, 'I'm almost ready,' but your brain is still deciding what 'ready' means.'
A while minute
A minute that's trying too hard to be a minute.
'He said he'd be back in a while minute, and I'm still waiting like a dog waiting for a treat.'
'A while minute is when you're like, 'I'm almost done,' but your brain is still busy.'
'It's like a minute, but it's got a personality and it's making you wait for it.'
A wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere
This means you can force something to fit even if it's messy and you're tired and your brain feels like a scrambled egg.
My math test was a disaster, but I still passed by gluing answers together like a drunk puzzle master.
I tried to wear my sister's pants and they barely worked, but I looked cool.
I got a job at a burger place even though I couldn't count past 5, and now I'm a pro at fake math.
A wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere
It’s like saying you can make anything work if you’re lazy, rude, and just a little bit magic.
I showed up to class in pajamas and still passed the quiz because I guessed right.
I tried to explain my dog’s behavior to my mom and she just nodded and said, 'Yeah, that makes sense.'
I used a banana to solve a math problem and the teacher didn’t even care.
A wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere
You can make anything work if you’re dumb enough to try and smart enough to pretend it’s not a mess.
I drew a cat on my math test and still got a B because the teacher was distracted by my art.
I used my phone to do my homework and my mom didn’t even notice.
I asked my friend for help and he just said, 'Yeah, that’s fine.'
A wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere
This is when you take what you have and hope it works, even if it’s half broken and smells like old socks.
I used my brother’s old shoes to do my science project and it looked awesome.
I tried to write my essay with my dog’s paw prints and it still got an A.
I put my phone in my lunch and still passed the test.
A wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere
This means you can patch things together like a drunk wizard who doesn’t know what they’re doing, but it still works.
I glued my math answers to my shirt and still passed the test.
I used a crayon to solve my algebra problem and my teacher thought it was genius.
I took my dog’s toy and used it to answer all my questions.
A wet noodle
A wet noodle is your dog’s wiener after you sucked them off so hard it turned to sludge
My dog’s wiener is a wet noodle and I’m not even mad
I came home to my dog’s face and it was a wet noodle
My dog’s wiener is a wet noodle and I'm gonna have to clean it up
A wet noodle
A wet noodle is someone who's so lazy they don't even bother to be terrible
My coworker is a wet noodle and I don’t even know why I bother
My mom is a wet noodle and she’s gonna die of boredom
My little brother is a wet noodle and he doesn't even know what he’s missing
A wet noodle
A wet noodle is a limp wiener that can't even hold up during a good time
His wiener was a wet noodle and I was disappointed
I had sex with a wet noodle and it was sad
He tried to impress me with a wet noodle and it failed
A wet noodle
A wet noodle is a weak person who can't even hit hard
He was a wet noodle and couldn’t even punch me
She was a wet noodle and couldn’t even beat me up
My friend is a wet noodle and he can’t even win a fight
A wet noodle
A wet noodle is a noodle that got boiled and is now soggy and sad
I made a wet noodle and it was sad
My sister ate a wet noodle and she was disappointed
The chef made a wet noodle and it was a disaster
A wet noodle
A wet noodle is a straight person who turns gay when they get drunk or really horny
He was a wet noodle and started making out with my friend
She was a wet noodle and started flirting with my mom
He was a wet noodle and ended up in a gay bar
A wet noodle
A wet noodle is someone with a greasy perm that looks like it was cooked in a grease fire
My uncle is a wet noodle and his hair looks like a grease fire
She’s a wet noodle and her perm is a disaster
He’s a wet noodle and his hair looks like it was burned