Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A wet noodle is your dog’s wiener after you sucked them off so hard it turned to sludge

My dog’s wiener is a wet noodle and I’m not even mad

I came home to my dog’s face and it was a wet noodle

My dog’s wiener is a wet noodle and I'm gonna have to clean it up

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A wet noodle is someone who's so lazy they don't even bother to be terrible

My coworker is a wet noodle and I don’t even know why I bother

My mom is a wet noodle and she’s gonna die of boredom

My little brother is a wet noodle and he doesn't even know what he’s missing

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A wet noodle is a limp wiener that can't even hold up during a good time

His wiener was a wet noodle and I was disappointed

I had sex with a wet noodle and it was sad

He tried to impress me with a wet noodle and it failed

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A wet noodle is a weak person who can't even hit hard

He was a wet noodle and couldn’t even punch me

She was a wet noodle and couldn’t even beat me up

My friend is a wet noodle and he can’t even win a fight

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A wet noodle is a noodle that got boiled and is now soggy and sad

I made a wet noodle and it was sad

My sister ate a wet noodle and she was disappointed

The chef made a wet noodle and it was a disaster

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A wet noodle is a straight person who turns gay when they get drunk or really horny

He was a wet noodle and started making out with my friend

She was a wet noodle and started flirting with my mom

He was a wet noodle and ended up in a gay bar

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A wet noodle is someone with a greasy perm that looks like it was cooked in a grease fire

My uncle is a wet noodle and his hair looks like a grease fire

She’s a wet noodle and her perm is a disaster

He’s a wet noodle and his hair looks like it was burned