A wet noodle - A wet noodle is someone who's so lazy they don't even bother

A wet noodle is someone who's so lazy they don't even bother to be terrible

My coworker is a wet noodle and I don’t even know why I bother

My mom is a wet noodle and she’s gonna die of boredom

My little brother is a wet noodle and he doesn't even know what he’s missing