A while minute - When a minute is too long but not long enough to make you cr

When a minute is too long but not long enough to make you cry.

'I waited for a while minute and still didn't get my coffee.'

'She said she'd be here in a while minute, and I'm still waiting like a fool.'

'A while minute is when you're like, 'I'm almost ready,' but your brain is still deciding what 'ready' means.'