Discover Slang

A robbie
He’s a bit of a cocky guy, but he’s got a big heart and will do anything for his friends. He’s got a weird sense of humor, and if you fall for him, you’ll be his number one priority. He’ll blow off his girlfriend just to make sure you’re okay.
He blew off his girlfriend to make sure I was okay. I’m his number one priority.
He told me I was the best, then made me his number one priority. I’m his forever.
He blew off his girlfriend for me. I’m officially his number one priority.
A robbie
He seems quiet, but he’s got a brain full of thoughts. He’s shy, but he’s got a fire inside. He works hard and never gives up, even when he wants to cry or take a break.
He looked shy, but he’s got a brain full of ideas. I didn’t even know that.
He worked hard all day and never gave up. I was impressed.
He’s shy, but he’s got a fire inside. I didn’t know that until I saw him work.
A robbie
He’s smart, hot, and just plain awesome. He’s the kind of guy who makes your day better just by being in it.
He walked in, and the room went silent. He’s that good.
He’s smart, hot, and he’s awesome. I’m in love.
He made my day better just by walking in. That’s how good he is.
A roach on Raid
A human turned into a wild animal after swallowing Flakka, acting like they’re on fire and don’t care who sees them.
He ran through the mall wearing just socks and screaming about aliens.
She tried to bite the mailman and ended up licking the floor.
He did the running man in the middle of a gas station and cried about his dead mom.
A roach on Raid
A person so wasted on K2 they think they’re a superhero and the world is out to get them.
He tried to fight the cop and only got arrested because he fell into a trash can.
She yelled at the sky and threw a pizza box at a bus.
He ran out of the house wearing a hat and a sock, yelling about a dragon.
A roach on Raid
Someone who took Flakka and thinks they’re a god, but they’re just a mess in a pair of shorts.
He tried to punch a wall and got stuck in it like a spider.
She danced in the park and kept telling people she was the queen of the moon.
He yelled at the moon and then fell into a lake wearing only a shirt.
A ringer
A ringer is the guy who zooms past you like he's trying to get to the next state before the cops show up.
"You're the ringer? I didn't even see you until you almost hit my mom's minivan!"
"He's the ringer, man. I was stuck in traffic, and he went through three lanes like it was a parking lot."
"That ringer just passed me like I was standing still. I'm still mad."
A ringer
A ringer is a fake player who shows up to a game just to make everyone else look like amateurs.
"That bowler is a ringer. He's got the skill of a pro, and he's playing in our league like it's a joke."
"She brought a ringer to the match. We were all amateurs, and she just waltzed in and won."
"He's the ringer. He's been hiding in the back of the room the whole time, and now he's going to blow us all away."
A ringer
A ringer is that one guy who comes in and makes your team look like a bunch of kids who just started playing hockey.
"That guy is a ringer. He's got the skill of a pro, and he's only here to make us look bad."
"He's the ringer. We're all amateurs, and he's got the talent of a pro. He's only going to play a few games before he disappears."
"He's the ringer. We're all going to lose, and he's going to get all the credit."
A ringer
A ringer is someone who plays with your clan in a big match but isn't even part of the clan. They're just there to help you win.
"That guy is a ringer. He's not even in our clan, but he showed up and helped us win."
"She's a ringer. She's not in the clan, but she just showed up and took out half of the enemy team."
"He's the ringer. He's not even in the clan, but he's here to help us win and then disappear."
A ringer
A ringer is that friend who sends you a total stranger to a party just to make it more awkward.
"He sent me a total stranger to the party. That's what you call a ringer."
"She brought a ringer to the party. It was just me, her, and some guy she picked up on the street."
"He's the ringer. I didn't even know him, and he showed up like he was supposed to be there."
A ringer
A ringer is a super strong hallucinogen that makes you see things that aren't there and makes you wish you were dead.
"That stuff is a ringer. I took one hit and I saw my mom's ghost."
"He took a ringer and started talking to the wall like it was his best friend."
"That ringer is so strong, I thought I was going to die."
A ringer
A ringer is a big bag full of smelly underwear that people think is full of cash.
"That bag is a ringer. It's full of smelly undies, not cash."
"He showed up with a ringer. I thought it was full of cash, but it was just dirty undies."
"That's the ringer. I thought it was cash, but it was just undies."
A roach in my room
A giant bug in my room that looks like it wants to murder me
I opened my closet and it was like a horror movie
I woke up to it crawling on my face
It was bigger than my foot and it didn’t shut up
A roach in my room
A roach so big it could take over my room and my life
It was in my bed and I had to sleep on the floor
It was eating my snack and I had to fight it
It came out of my sock and I screamed
A roach in my room
A roach that thinks it's the king of my room and I'm just its servant
It was walking around like it owned the place
It wouldn't leave until I gave it a snack
It sat on my head and I had to beg it to go away
A river has fallen into the man in lego city
You get so annoyed by the original phrase that you rip the words apart and rephrase it with your own dirty language just to make it sound like something worth paying attention to
I’m not a fan of the river. The man? He’s just a tool. I rearranged it to make it more me.
I was tired of hearing about the river. So I changed it to the man being the victim.
I turned the original phrase into a joke because I was too lazy to think of something better.
A river has fallen into the man in lego city
You take the original sentence and replace it with something that sounds like a swear-filled nightmare you had at 3 a. m.
I had a nightmare about the river. So I turned it into a swear-filled version just to make it worse.
The man didn’t fall into the river. The river fell into the man. And it was the worst thing ever.
I made the river cuss and scream as it fell into the man. That’s how I rewrote it.
A river has fallen into the man in lego city
You take the boring sentence and turn it into something that sounds like you’re being yelled at by your mom and the river at the same time.
My mom yelled at me about the river. So I changed the sentence to make it sound like she was part of it.
The river didn’t fall. The man was yelled at by the river. That’s how I changed it.
I made it so loud that it sounded like my mom and the river were both screaming at me.
A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare
A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare is when the whole world turns against them and their lies fall apart like a bad haircut.
The guy screamed at the TV like it was his ex.
She posted a tweet saying 'The elite are laughing at me!' and then cried.
He called the president a fake and then got blocked.
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