A river has fallen into the man in lego city

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You get so annoyed by the original phrase that you rip the words apart and rephrase it with your own dirty language just to make it sound like something worth paying attention to
I’m not a fan of the river. The man? He’s just a tool. I rearranged it to make it more me.
I was tired of hearing about the river. So I changed it to the man being the victim.
I turned the original phrase into a joke because I was too lazy to think of something better.
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You take the original sentence and replace it with something that sounds like a swear-filled nightmare you had at 3 a. m.
I had a nightmare about the river. So I turned it into a swear-filled version just to make it worse.
The man didn’t fall into the river. The river fell into the man. And it was the worst thing ever.
I made the river cuss and scream as it fell into the man. That’s how I rewrote it.
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You take the boring sentence and turn it into something that sounds like you’re being yelled at by your mom and the river at the same time.
My mom yelled at me about the river. So I changed the sentence to make it sound like she was part of it.
The river didn’t fall. The man was yelled at by the river. That’s how I changed it.
I made it so loud that it sounded like my mom and the river were both screaming at me.
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