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You get so annoyed by the original phrase that you rip the words apart and rephrase it with your own dirty language just to make it sound like something worth paying attention to
I’m not a fan of the river. The man? He’s just a tool. I rearranged it to make it more me.
I was tired of hearing about the river. So I changed it to the man being the victim.
I turned the original phrase into a joke because I was too lazy to think of something better.