A ringer

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A ringer is the guy who zooms past you like he's trying to get to the next state before the cops show up.
"You're the ringer? I didn't even see you until you almost hit my mom's minivan!"
"He's the ringer, man. I was stuck in traffic, and he went through three lanes like it was a parking lot."
"That ringer just passed me like I was standing still. I'm still mad."
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A ringer is a fake player who shows up to a game just to make everyone else look like amateurs.
"That bowler is a ringer. He's got the skill of a pro, and he's playing in our league like it's a joke."
"She brought a ringer to the match. We were all amateurs, and she just waltzed in and won."
"He's the ringer. He's been hiding in the back of the room the whole time, and now he's going to blow us all away."
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A ringer is that one guy who comes in and makes your team look like a bunch of kids who just started playing hockey.
"That guy is a ringer. He's got the skill of a pro, and he's only here to make us look bad."
"He's the ringer. We're all amateurs, and he's got the talent of a pro. He's only going to play a few games before he disappears."
"He's the ringer. We're all going to lose, and he's going to get all the credit."
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A ringer is someone who plays with your clan in a big match but isn't even part of the clan. They're just there to help you win.
"That guy is a ringer. He's not even in our clan, but he showed up and helped us win."
"She's a ringer. She's not in the clan, but she just showed up and took out half of the enemy team."
"He's the ringer. He's not even in the clan, but he's here to help us win and then disappear."
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A ringer is that friend who sends you a total stranger to a party just to make it more awkward.
"He sent me a total stranger to the party. That's what you call a ringer."
"She brought a ringer to the party. It was just me, her, and some guy she picked up on the street."
"He's the ringer. I didn't even know him, and he showed up like he was supposed to be there."
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A ringer is a super strong hallucinogen that makes you see things that aren't there and makes you wish you were dead.
"That stuff is a ringer. I took one hit and I saw my mom's ghost."
"He took a ringer and started talking to the wall like it was his best friend."
"That ringer is so strong, I thought I was going to die."
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A ringer is a big bag full of smelly underwear that people think is full of cash.
"That bag is a ringer. It's full of smelly undies, not cash."
"He showed up with a ringer. I thought it was full of cash, but it was just dirty undies."
"That's the ringer. I thought it was cash, but it was just undies."
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