A wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere

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This means you can force something to fit even if it's messy and you're tired and your brain feels like a scrambled egg.
My math test was a disaster, but I still passed by gluing answers together like a drunk puzzle master.
I tried to wear my sister's pants and they barely worked, but I looked cool.
I got a job at a burger place even though I couldn't count past 5, and now I'm a pro at fake math.
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It’s like saying you can make anything work if you’re lazy, rude, and just a little bit magic.
I showed up to class in pajamas and still passed the quiz because I guessed right.
I tried to explain my dog’s behavior to my mom and she just nodded and said, 'Yeah, that makes sense.'
I used a banana to solve a math problem and the teacher didn’t even care.
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You can make anything work if you’re dumb enough to try and smart enough to pretend it’s not a mess.
I drew a cat on my math test and still got a B because the teacher was distracted by my art.
I used my phone to do my homework and my mom didn’t even notice.
I asked my friend for help and he just said, 'Yeah, that’s fine.'
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This is when you take what you have and hope it works, even if it’s half broken and smells like old socks.
I used my brother’s old shoes to do my science project and it looked awesome.
I tried to write my essay with my dog’s paw prints and it still got an A.
I put my phone in my lunch and still passed the test.
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This means you can patch things together like a drunk wizard who doesn’t know what they’re doing, but it still works.
I glued my math answers to my shirt and still passed the test.
I used a crayon to solve my algebra problem and my teacher thought it was genius.
I took my dog’s toy and used it to answer all my questions.
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