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A Tolley
A Tolley is the kind of perfect person that makes you wish you were dead.
My cousin is a Tolley. He gets perfect grades, has a perfect girlfriend, and I have to take the bus.
I wish I was a Tolley. I would never have to do chores or eat vegetables.
My math teacher is a Tolley. She can solve equations faster than I can finish my lunch.
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A Tolley
A Tolley is when you roll a joint so loaded it could knock out a bull and make it cry.
I rolled a joint with meth, crack, and PCP. I didn’t come back for 3 days. I was a ghost.
My friend rolled a joint with heroin, DMT, and cannabis. He turned into a zombie.
I rolled a joint with everything. I started singing opera and crying about my ex.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Tolley
A Tolley is someone who sucks dick just to get the bus fare home. No shame. No pride.
My uncle is a Tolley. He sucks dick for the bus fare and still complains about the driver.
I saw a Tolley at the bus stop. He had a guy’s face and a donkey’s mouth.
My mom is a Tolley. She sucks a guy’s dick just to get the bus home. It’s a family tradition.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Tolley
Mr. Tolley is a giant man with a body like a meatball and muscles like a bull. He also has a fit wife.
My gym teacher is Mr. Tolley. He bench-pressed a goat and still has a six-pack.
I saw Mr. Tolley at the park. He lifted a car and had a wife who could do yoga in the air.
My uncle is Mr. Tolley. He once wrestled a bear and won.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Tolley
A Tolley is a person who hits dogs with a stick like they owe him money.
My neighbor is a Tolley. He hits dogs with a stick every day. They run away screaming.
I saw a Tolley hit a dog so hard, the dog turned into a ghost.
My dad is a Tolley. He hit a dog so hard, it ran to the moon.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Tolley
A Tolley is a smelly little guy who tries to date your sister, your cousin, or your mom.
My friend’s uncle is a Tolley. He asked my sister out and smelled like a garbage can.
I saw a Tolley at the mall. He tried to date my cousin and had a beard like a goat.
My teacher is a Tolley. He tried to date my mom and still teaches me math.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Tom Daley Dive
A Tom Daley Dive is when you crash into someone like a meatball in a soup pot and hope they don’t notice.
He did a Tom Daley Dive into my lunch table and took my sandwich.
My mom did a Tom Daley Dive into my dad and knocked him over.
At the party, the DJ did a Tom Daley Dive into the crowd and scared everyone.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Tom Daley Dive
A Tom Daley Dive is when you jump into someone else like a f***ing cannonball and make a mess of their day.
I did a Tom Daley Dive into my teacher and got detention.
My friend did a Tom Daley Dive into the principal’s coffee and ruined it.
During the game, the player did a Tom Daley Dive into the goalpost and scored.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Tom Daley Dive
A Tom Daley Dive is when you hit someone so hard it feels like you just f***ing exploded into them.
He did a Tom Daley Dive into me and made me spill my drink.
My dog did a Tom Daley Dive into my leg and knocked me over.
At the concert, the fan did a Tom Daley Dive into the stage and got arrested.
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A Tokyo drift
When a guy leaks jizz out of a woman's butt and into her snatch, making her pregnant without knowing it.
My cousin got pregnant from her gym teacher after he tried to give her a back massage.
My mom got knocked up by the mailman because he slipped his hand in her pants.
My sister got pregnant by the janitor after he tried to give her a free polish.
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A Tokyo drift
When you're in a three-way with the devil and you accidentally butt-fuck the other guy.
My uncle butt-fucked his brother during a three-way with his ex.
My cousin got butt-fucked by his dad during a three-way with his mom.
My brother got butt-fucked by his teacher during a three-way with the principal.
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A Tokyo drift
When you line up a bunch of cocaine like a half-circle and snort it like a madman.
My brother snorted cocaine in a half-circle and exploded.
My cousin lined up cocaine like a pizza and snorted it like a maniac.
My dad snorted cocaine in a half-circle and cried like a baby.
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A Tokyo drift
When you steer a boat too much and it jibes like a f***ing lunatic, making it spin 360 degrees.
My dad steered the boat too much and it jibed like a f***ing lunatic.
My brother made the boat spin 360 degrees because he was too f***ing stupid.
My cousin jibed the boat like a f***ing lunatic and it almost crashed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Tokyo drift
A movie where a poor white guy beats a rich guy in a race, gets sent to Japan, and learns to drift from a guy named Han. The movie is a f***ing disaster.
My brother watched the movie and cried because it was so f***ing bad.
My cousin got sent to Japan because he lost a race and had to learn to drift.
My dad watched the movie and said it was the worst thing he ever saw.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Tokyo drift
A nickname for smoking weed like a f***ing maniac.
My brother called it 'A Tokyo Drift' because he was high as a f***ing kite.
My cousin said it was 'A Tokyo Drift' because he was smoking weed like a f***ing maniac.
My dad called it 'A Tokyo Drift' because he was stoned out of his f***ing mind.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Tokyo drift
When you go from dating one Asian to dating another Asian like a f***ing lunatic.
My brother went from dating a Korean to dating a Japanese like a f***ing lunatic.
My cousin went from dating a Vietnamese to dating a Chinese like a f***ing maniac.
My dad went from dating a Filipino to dating a Japanese like a f***ing idiot.
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A Token Of My Appreciation
Leaving a big old stinker in the toilet and walking away like you own the place.
My dad left a stink bomb in the bowl and walked out like he just won the lottery.
She pooped in the toilet and didn’t flush it because she thought it was a challenge.
He left a giant turd in the bowl and said, 'This is my way of saying thanks.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Token Of My Appreciation
A tiny gift someone gives you to say thanks, but it’s more like a slap on the wrist.
My mom gave me a lollipop for helping her clean the house. It was sweet, but I wanted a raise.
He gave me a sticker for showing up to work. I felt like a kid.
She sent me a thank-you note with a drawing of a sad face. That was the worst gift ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Togepi
A song that’s so bad it’ll haunt your dreams forever
This song is like a nightmare that won’t let you sleep
I tried to listen to it once, now I hear it in my head every night
It's the worst thing to ever come out of a podcast
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A Togepi
A lousy Pokémon that came out of an egg and has moves worse than your ex’s dating life
That Pokémon is so weak, it can't even beat my grandma in a battle
It's like the egg gave birth to a failure
I'd rather fight a dragon than this thing
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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