Discover Slang

You: Can I go to the bathroom? Her: No. You: Why? Her: Because I said so. You: You're annoying. Her: I know. I'm proud.

You: What's your name? Her: A yeet shah. You: That's not even a real word. Her: It is now.

You: Hey. Her: Don't talk to me. You: Why? Her: Because I'm A yeet shah. You: That's not even a name.

You: What's your name? Her: A yeet shah. You: That's not a real name. Her: It is. I just made it up. You: Why? Her: Because I'm special.

You: Can I leave? Her: No. You: Why? Her: Because I'm A yeet shah. You: That's not a reason.

You: What's your name? Her: A yeet shah. You: That's not even a real name. Her: It is. And it's the best one. You: Why? Her: Because I said so.

My cousin talked for 10 minutes about his cat's hairball issues.

At the party, the guy next to me didn’t shut up about his ex’s new gym routine.

My teacher called me a yap a lots because I explained how to tie my shoes for 5 minutes.

My mom rants about the grocery store clerk like it’s a national tragedy.

My friend’s dog barked for 15 minutes and it was like a yap a lots in disguise.

My boss yapped about his weekend like it was the Super Bowl.

My neighbor talked about his new lawn for 20 minutes straight.

My friend’s phone call with his grandma lasted 45 minutes and it was all about her cat.

I got yelled at by my dad for talking too much during dinner.

My sister talked about her day for 10 minutes and it was all about her lunch.

My brother kept talking about his video game even though it was 2 AM.

My teacher said I was a yap a lots because I talked during the whole movie.

My uncle talked about his job for 30 minutes and it was all about the coffee machine.

My friend’s mom talked about her garden for 20 minutes and it was like a full lecture.

My brother talked about his crush for 15 minutes and it was like a soap opera.

'I did a yank in the bathroom after that guy yelled at me.'

'He did a yank so hard, the toilet flushed.'

'She did a yank in the middle of the grocery store, and everyone stared.'

'That yank just called me a hillbilly and said I smelled like a barn.'

'He moved to the North and now he's a yank who thinks everyone's stupid.'

'She says all yanks are loud and can't cook.'

'I did a yank to the bishop and he looked like he was about to sue me.'

'He yanked the bishop so fast, the bishop fell over.'

'She yanked the bishop like she was trying to beat him in a fight.'

'He said, 'I'm going to the movies,' and I said, 'yank.''

'She did her homework and I said, 'yank.''

'He broke his leg, and I said, 'yank.'

'He did a yank in the subway and it was like a mini-eruption.'

'She did a yank in the restroom and the mirror cracked.'

'He did a yank so fast, the whole bus shook.'

'The British called us yanks and said we all speak like robots.'

'He said, 'You're all yanks,' and I said, 'We're not all yanks, you're just rude.'

'The Southerners called the Northerners yanks and said they were all loud.'

'He yanked the door so hard, the handle fell off.'

'She yanked the shirt so hard, the button flew off.'

'He yanked the pizza so hard, it looked like it was going to break.'

My dad’s new yacht has a robot that licks his balls. He’s like a kid again.

That yacht with the robot is the reason my uncle skipped his funeral.

I asked my uncle if he wanted to buy the yacht. He said no. Then he asked if it came with a robot.

My cousin’s yacht has a robot that sucks cock. He says it’s better than his wife.

That robot is the only thing keeping my uncle from going broke.

The robot on the yacht is why my uncle’s friends all think he’s rich.