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Getting pregnant so fast it feels like your body was on speed and your baby was on a skateboard.

I got babefied so fast I thought my body was on speed and my baby was on a skateboard.

She got babefied during a karaoke night. Now she’s got a baby and a voice like a rockstar.

He got babefied by a skateboard. Now he’s got a baby and a new hobby.

He's so god-like, even God is jealous. He's the king of all gods and the reason why Jesus had to take a break. Every religion is just a copy of his resume.

'Babeesus is the only one who can make me feel important.', A man who once forgot his own name

'I pray to Babeesus every day, and I still get ignored.', A guy who's been ignored since 2012

'Babeesus is the only one who could beat my dad in a wrestling match.', A kid who's never been beaten in a wrestling match

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Babeesus

Babeesus is the reason why every other god is just a side character in his story. He’s so powerful, even Allah had to ask for a raise.

'Babeesus is the only one who can make me feel like a real man.', A man who still wears a cape

'I don’t believe in God anymore. I believe in Babeesus.', A guy who used to believe in aliens

'Babeesus is the only one who can beat my ex in a dance-off.', A guy who lost a dance-off to his ex

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Babeesus

He’s the ultimate god, the boss of all bosses. Even Jesus got a promotion from him. All the other gods are just his interns.

'Babeesus is the only one who can make me feel like a king.', A man who still lives in his mom’s basement

'I don’t need a god. I need Babeesus.', A guy who used to be a god

'Babeesus is the only one who can beat my dog in a game of chess.', A guy who’s never lost to his dog

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Babeester

A stupid name for a couple who think they're cool

My ex and I were called Babeester. We weren't cool. We were just loud.

My friends called their dog Babeester. It was a disaster.

My parents said we were Babeester. I said, 'We're not babies.'

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Babeester

A dumb way to call a couple that nobody likes

My teacher called my crush and me Babeester. We were not cute.

My brother and his girlfriend are Babeester. They fight all the time.

My friend's new nickname is Babeester. It sounds like a baby animal.

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Babeester

A funny insult for a couple that acts like they're famous

My friends called us Babeester. We weren't famous. We were just loud.

My cousin and his girlfriend are Babeester. They think they're movie stars.

My teacher called my crush and me Babeester. We were not cool.

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Babeester

A silly name for a couple who think they're special

My brother and his girlfriend are Babeester. They think they're special. They’re not.

My friends called their dog Babeester. That was not special.

My teacher called me and my crush Babeester. We were not special.

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Babeester

A stupid nickname for a couple that nobody understands

My teacher called us Babeester. I didn’t get it. My crush didn’t get it either.

My brother and his girlfriend are Babeester. They don’t know what it means.

My friend called her new boyfriend Babeester. He didn’t like it.

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Babeester

A ridiculous name for a couple who think they're important

My teacher called me and my crush Babeester. We thought we were important. We weren’t.

My brother and his girlfriend are Babeester. They think they're important. They’re not.

My friend's new nickname is Babeester. He thinks he's important. He’s not.

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Babeech

A huge-ass ho who eats all the dicks like they’re candy

Babeech just walked in and the whole bar went silent

My cousin called me a Babeech because she ate three guys last night

He said he’d date her forever if she stopped being a Babeech

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Babeech

A fat ass ho who eats every guy like they’re on the menu

Babeech showed up and the guy I was with ran out

She said she’d eat my whole face if I called her anything but Babeech

He asked her out and she said, 'I already ate six guys today'

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Babeech

A big ass ho who eats every cock like it’s a snack

Babeech came into the club and the DJ stopped the music

He asked her out and she said, 'I just finished eating my ex'

She called me a Babeech because I only ate two guys that week

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Babee Dahls!

A stupid way to say Baby Dolls. It’s a strip club in Topeka Kansas that’s so good it makes your brain hurt. If you don’t believe me, come here and get your face smashed by reality.

I told you to come to Babee Dahls! You’re still crying in the parking lot.

I swear if you don’t go to Babee Dahls!, I’ll eat your face.

You said you’d go to Babee Dahls! and now you’re hiding under my bed.

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Babee Dahls!

A bad way to say Baby Dolls. It’s a club so good it makes you wish you were dead. If you still doubt me, come here and I’ll show you what real pain is.

You said you’d go to Babee Dahls! and now you’re stuck in a taxi with a drunk guy.

I told you to come to Babee Dahls! and now you’re wearing my socks.

You’re still not at Babee Dahls! and I’m going to throw you out the window.

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Babee Dahls!

A silly way to say Baby Dolls. It’s a club so amazing it makes your soul scream. If you still think I’m lying, come here and I’ll make you regret it.

You said you’d go to Babee Dahls! and now you’re stuck with my mom.

I told you to come to Babee Dahls! and now you’re wearing my pants.

You’re not at Babee Dahls! and I’m going to eat your lunch.

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Babee

A person so hot they could melt your brain and your pants at the same time.

Hey Babe, you look like you just walked out of a fire and a fashion show.

I saw you in the hallway and my brain short-circuited.

You're so attractive, I'm considering filing for divorce from my phone.

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Babee

A person who is so good looking, they make your heart do the cha-cha and your mouth do the talk show.

You're like my soul's new best friend and my eyes' new favorite snack.

I asked you out because you looked like a snack I could eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

You're the kind of person that makes my heart do backflips.

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Babee

A person so beautiful, they make your face look like it's been in a trash can and your brain like it's been in a war.

You’re like a rainbow in a world of gray and my brain is a war zone.

You’re the reason I skipped my shower and my dinner.

You’re so good looking, I considered becoming a human highlighter pen.

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Babee

A person who is so easy on the eyes, they make your heart look like it just got a raise and your brain look like it just got a promotion.

You look so good, my heart got a raise and my brain got a promotion.

You're the kind of person that makes me forget my own name.

You're so good looking, I started dating my mirror.

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