Babeesus
He’s the ultimate god, the boss of all bosses. Even Jesus got a promotion from him. All the other gods are just his interns.
'Babeesus is the only one who can make me feel like a king.', A man who still lives in his mom’s basement
'I don’t need a god. I need Babeesus.', A guy who used to be a god
'Babeesus is the only one who can beat my dog in a game of chess.', A guy who’s never lost to his dog