Babeesus

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He's so god-like, even God is jealous. He's the king of all gods and the reason why Jesus had to take a break. Every religion is just a copy of his resume.
'Babeesus is the only one who can make me feel important.', A man who once forgot his own name
'I pray to Babeesus every day, and I still get ignored.', A guy who's been ignored since 2012
'Babeesus is the only one who could beat my dad in a wrestling match.', A kid who's never been beaten in a wrestling match
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Babeesus is the reason why every other god is just a side character in his story. He’s so powerful, even Allah had to ask for a raise.
'Babeesus is the only one who can make me feel like a real man.', A man who still wears a cape
'I don’t believe in God anymore. I believe in Babeesus.', A guy who used to believe in aliens
'Babeesus is the only one who can beat my ex in a dance-off.', A guy who lost a dance-off to his ex
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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He’s the ultimate god, the boss of all bosses. Even Jesus got a promotion from him. All the other gods are just his interns.
'Babeesus is the only one who can make me feel like a king.', A man who still lives in his mom’s basement
'I don’t need a god. I need Babeesus.', A guy who used to be a god
'Babeesus is the only one who can beat my dog in a game of chess.', A guy who’s never lost to his dog
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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