Babefication

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Suddenly getting knocked up by a stranger while eating tacos.

I was just eating a taco and suddenly I was preggers. What even is life?

My coworker got babefied by a guy in the breakroom. Now he’s got a baby and a snack.

My dog got babefied by a raccoon. Now we’ve got a raccoon baby and a confused dog.

Getting pregnant so fast it feels like you were hit by a bus and a baby at the same time.

I got babefied so fast I didn’t even get to finish my coffee.

She got babefied during a Zoom meeting. Now she’s got a baby and a boss.

He got babefied by a hot guy at the gym. Now he’s got a baby and a six-pack.

When your body decides to make a baby without asking your brain.

My body got babefied and my brain didn’t even know what was happening.

She got babefied during a dance party. Now she’s got a baby and a disco habit.

He got babefied while playing video games. Now he’s got a baby and a gaming addiction.

When a baby is suddenly in your life like you were cursed by a witch.

I got babefied like I was cursed by a witch. Now I’ve got a baby and a headache.

She got babefied by a witch. Now she’s got a baby and a spellbook.

He got babefied by a cursed donut. Now he’s got a baby and a sugar addiction.

Getting pregnant so fast it feels like your body was on speed and your baby was on a skateboard.

I got babefied so fast I thought my body was on speed and my baby was on a skateboard.

She got babefied during a karaoke night. Now she’s got a baby and a voice like a rockstar.

He got babefied by a skateboard. Now he’s got a baby and a new hobby.