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D-Block Doughton
D-Block is where the Pillpops live. They listen to Lil Wyte and take oxy all day. They also take xannies for everyone.
I listen to Lil Wyte and take oxy. I’m a Pillpop.
I took xannies and fell asleep in class.
I take oxy every day. I’m a Pillpop legend.
D-Block Doughton
D-Block is where the real niggaz be at. They hang out with Hoey and fight with Canon. They hate West campus and ride with the East side.
I ride with the East side. I don’t like West campus.
I fight with Canon all the time. They’re my enemies.
I hang out with Hoey. We’re best friends.
D-Blading
Sticking your junk into a fancy hand dryer until you're sore and it feels like you're getting paid to pee.
My cousin got caught doing this at the mall. Security thought he was stealing the dryer.
He does it in the gym. Says it helps him lift heavier weights.
He once did it for 10 minutes straight. The dryer made a weird noise after that.
D-Blading
When you use a Dyson airblade like it's a sexual massage table and you're too cheap to pay for a real massage.
He does it in the airport. People think he's having a breakdown.
He does it in the office. His boss thinks he's planning a big presentation.
He even does it in the grocery store. The clerk asked if he needed help.
D-Blading
Using a fancy air dryer like it's a personal gym for your junk. No shame. No pride. Just raw pleasure.
He does it in the hotel. The maid thinks he's a pervert.
He does it in the library. The librarian thinks he's mad.
He does it in the car. The kids in the back think he's a monster.
D-Blading
When you're so desperate for a good time you use a fancy air dryer like it's a magician making your junk disappear.
He does it in the gym. The weights think he's a cheater.
He does it in the park. The pigeons think he's a lunatic.
He does it in the restaurant. The waiter thinks he's drunk.
D-Blading
Putting your junk in a fancy airblade until it feels like you're getting a free vacation for your junk.
He does it in the mall. The security guard thinks he's stealing the airblade.
He does it in the school. The teachers think he's a troublemaker.
He does it in the bus. The driver thinks he's a pervert.
D-Blading
Using a Dyson airblade like it's a special kind of torture that you actually enjoy.
He does it in the airport. The passengers think he's lost his mind.
He does it in the office. His coworkers think he's a freak.
He does it in the car. His kids think he's a monster.
D-Bizzle
A loud mouthed brat who thinks the world revolves around them, and acts like they’ve never heard of the word ‘no’
'Why can’t I have candy for breakfast?! I’m a god!', said by a kid who cried when the toaster broke
'You didn’t even ask me!', said by someone who had zero idea what was going on
'I’m not a baby!', said by a person who just wet their pants
D-Bizzle
A human version of a whiny toddler who also thinks they’re the smartest person in the room and can’t handle any kind of disappointment
'I got a B?! I’m going to die!', said by someone who got a B on a test they didn’t even study for
'You didn’t like my shirt? I’m going to end you!', said by someone who wore a shirt that said ‘I love tacos’
'I’m the best at everything!', said by someone who failed at everything
D-Bizzle
A person who thinks they’re the center of attention and can’t handle any kind of criticism, even if it’s true
'You called me ugly? I’m going to get you back!', said by someone who looked like a raccoon in a trash can
'I’m not fat, I’m just… fluffy!', said by someone who could barely fit into the car
'I didn’t mess up, the world messed up!', said by someone who spilled their entire drink on a person
D-Bizzle
A person who thinks the world owes them everything and throws a fit when things don’t go their way
'I didn’t get the last slice of pizza?! I’m going to cry!', said by someone who didn’t even want pizza
'You didn’t say I was the best at everything? I’m going to leave!', said by someone who didn’t even know what the word ‘best’ meant
'I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed!', said by someone who was clearly mad and had a temper tantrum
D-Bizzle
A person who acts like they’re the most important person in the room and can’t handle any kind of criticism or failure
'I failed the test?! I’m going to die!', said by someone who got a 3 out of 10 on a test
'I didn’t win the game?! I’m going to end you!', said by someone who lost a game they didn’t even play
'I didn’t get the last cookie?! I’m going to cry!', said by someone who didn’t even like cookies
D-Bizzle
A person who thinks they’re the best at everything and can’t handle any kind of failure or criticism
'You didn’t like my hair? I’m going to get you back!', said by someone who had a hair color that looked like a fire went out
'I didn’t win the game? I’m going to cry!', said by someone who lost to a 6-year-old
'I didn’t get the last piece of cake? I’m going to end you!', said by someone who didn’t even want cake
D-Bizah
a guy who smells like old socks and thinks he's the king of the world
My cousin is a D-Bizah. He talks like he's the president, but he can't even tie his shoes.
That guy at the gym is a D-Bizah. He flexes like a donkey and still can't lift a dumbbell.
My teacher called me a D-Bizah because I failed math again.
D-Bizah
a person who thinks they're cool but they're just a mess in a shirt
My friend's brother is a D-Bizah. He wears a shirt inside out and thinks it's a fashion statement.
That kid in my class is a D-Bizah. He talks too much and says stupid stuff.
My mom called my dad a D-Bizah because he spilled coffee on his pants.
D-Bizah
the worst kind of person who makes you want to punch them in the face
My neighbor is a D-Bizah. He yells at the mailman and still doesn't get his mail right.
My brother is a D-Bizah. He eats cereal for dinner and calls it a 'gourmet meal.'
That guy in my DMs is a D-Bizah. He sends me pictures of his dog and calls it a 'friend.'
D-Bee
A D-Bee is a smelly, half-dead thing that walks around like it owns the place. People use it to tease anyone who looks weird or has bad skin.
'You’re a D-Bee! I’ve seen more life in a dead raccoon!'
'That kid’s a D-Bee. He’s got two arms and a face that screams at you.'
'Don’t talk to him. He’s a D-Bee and he’ll probably bite you.'
D-Bee
A D-Bee is a guy who looks like he got hit by a truck and then forgotten about. It’s also what people call you if you’re a dead guy who still walks around.
'That guy in the alley is a D-Bee. He smells like old socks and regret.'
'You’re a D-Bee now. Congrats.'
'He’s a D-Bee. He’s been dead for two years and still shows up to my lunch.'
D-Bee
A D-Bee is a person who looks like they tried to be human but failed. People throw the word at you if you’re a weirdo or if you’re a dead person who won’t stay dead.
'You’re a D-Bee! You look like a science experiment that went wrong.'
'He’s a D-Bee. He comes to my parties and eats my pizza.'
'Don’t listen to him. He’s a D-Bee and he’s got a vendetta against you.'
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