Discover Slang

Slang Finder
A Monkeyfuck
A person who takes a squirrel and shoves it up a monkey's ass like it's a prank gone wrong
My neighbor took a squirrel and fed it to a monkey like it was a horror movie.
At the zoo, a kid took a squirrel and shoved it up a monkey's ass for no reason.
The guy at the bar took a squirrel and fed it to a monkey like it was a bet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Monkeyfuck
When you light a cigarette with a bud that's already on fire and you're too lazy to just use a lighter
I lit my cigarette with a lit bud because I was too lazy to use a lighter.
My friend lit his cigarette with my lit bud because he didn’t want to buy a lighter.
I tried to light my cigarette with a lit bud and burned my finger.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Monkeyfuck
A total mess, like when a monkey fucks or a fuck happens from a monkey. Either way, it's a disaster.
That party was a total mess, like a monkeyfuck from hell.
The food was a disaster, like a monkeyfuck of bad cooking.
The morning after the party was a total disaster, like a monkeyfuck from the inside.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Monkeyfuck
When you make a bunch of people work on a problem that's so small it's not even worth their time
My boss made us all work on a tiny problem that didn’t even matter.
The teacher made the whole class solve a tiny math problem just to make us work.
They made ten people work on a problem that was just a typo.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Monkeyfuck
When you light your cigarette using someone else's lit cigarette, and they have to have it in their mouth for it to count
I lit my cigarette from my friend's lit cigarette while he was still smoking.
At the bar, I lit my cigarette from someone’s lit cigarette while they were talking.
I tried to light my cigarette from someone else’s, but they weren’t smoking.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Monkeyfuck
A person who takes a monkey and fucks it like it's the best thing they ever did
My friend fucked a monkey like it was the best day of his life.
The guy at the park fucked a monkey like it was a concert.
I saw a guy fuck a monkey and it was the weirdest thing I ever saw.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Monkeyfuck
A guy who does silly pranks and is annoying, but not so much that he's a motherfucker
That kid did silly pranks all day, but he wasn’t a motherfucker.
My friend pulled silly pranks and was annoying but not too bad.
The guy next door does silly pranks, but he's not a motherfucker.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Monkeys Job
The job Ryan has, which is basically just sitting there being a human being and doing nothing important.
Ryan: 'I don't do anything.' Boss: 'That's your job.'
Ryan: 'I work here.' Coworker: 'No, you just sit here.'
Ryan: 'I'm paid to do nothing.' Boss: 'That's what I pay you for.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Monkeys Job
A boring task you do over and over like a brain-dead zombie with no life.
I do the same thing every day like I'm a robot.
This job is so boring I could sleep through a war.
I'm not paid enough to think.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Monkeys Job
When you blow a load and poop in your hand and throw it in your lover's face while yelling like a lunatic.
He pooped in my face during sex. I died.
She threw poop at me like it was a romantic gesture.
I thought we were having sex. Turns out, I was being pooped on.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Monkeys Job
When you look at something and go 'no way' or 'what the hell is this' while being mildly annoyed.
This job is the worst. I'm mildly annoyed.
I saw that thing and said, 'no way.'
What the hell is this? This is the worst.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Monkeys Job
When you swing on a bar like a monkey and blow a load while screaming like it's the best thing ever.
He was swinging and blowing a load like a lunatic.
She screamed while giving a blowjob like she was on fire.
That monkey job was so good, I almost died.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Monkeys Job
A white person who gets used by a business to look good, like a fake face for the place.
The white guy was just there to make the place look fancy.
They hired a white guy to look good, not to do anything.
The white person was just a face for the restaurant.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Monica Lewinski
When a guy comes on someone's clothes right after they give him a blow job.
He came on her blazer like it was a hot dog bun.
She gave him a BJ and he peed on her shirt.
He came on her coat like it was a bed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Monica Lewinski
The most famous cock sucker who worked for a president.
She sucked a president's cock and became famous.
She was the best cock sucker in the White House.
She got her job by sucking a president's cock.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Monica Lewinski
To come on a woman's dress while she's stuck in a limo with a president.
He came on her dress while she was stuck in a limo.
She got jizzed on in a limo by a president.
He came on her gown while she was stuck with a president.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Monica Lewinski
A woman who had more presidents in her mouth than a president has in his whole body.
She had more presidents in her mouth than a president has in his whole body.
She had more presidents in her mouth than a president has in his whole body.
She had more presidents in her mouth than a president has in his whole body.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Monica Lewinski
Another word for someone who sucks a cock.
She's the best cock sucker in the whole country.
She's the most famous cock sucker in the history of cock suckers.
She's the cock sucker who made history.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Monica Lewinski
A woman who got famous for sucking a president's cock and making him happy.
She became famous for sucking a president's cock and making him happy.
She sucked a president's cock and made him smile.
She got famous by sucking a president's cock.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Monica Lewinski
An intern who made a president feel really good.
She made a president feel like a king.
She was the best intern the president ever had.
She made the president feel like he was on top of the world.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
xs