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A Knew

When someone in a video game is cheating and you scream 'A knew!' like they just stole your lunch money.

'A knew! He had a headshot and didn't even flinch!'

'A knew! He had 10 lives and I only had 3!'

'A knew! He was using a cheat code and I didn't even know it!'

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A Knew

When you remember something you knew, but you forgot it like it was a dead friend.

'I knew that word, but I forgot it like it died.'

'I knew the answer, but my brain said no.'

'I knew the song, but I forgot it like it was never there.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Knew

Ghetto talk for 'I knew all along' and you're just being extra about it like you're the king of the block.

'A knew! I told you that before!'

'A knew! I knew that day one!'

'A knew! I knew it from the start!'

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A Knew

When you're so embarrassed because you thought you knew something and now you're just a sad, confused person.

'I thought I knew that, but now I'm just sad.'

'I was so sure, but now I feel like a fool.'

'I knew that, but now I feel like I failed.'

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A Knew

When you're being sarcastic and you say 'A knew!' like it's the most obvious thing in the world and you're just being extra.

'A knew! That was so obvious!'

'A knew! I knew that from the start!'

'A knew! I was right all along!'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Knew

When you're hoping something won't happen, but it does, and you yell 'A knew!' like you're being dramatic and it's the worst thing ever.

'A knew! That was the worst thing ever!'

'A knew! I was hoping that wouldn't happen!'

'A knew! I knew it would happen, but I still felt bad!'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Kiwi

So tasty it makes your tongue do the cha-cha. Like when you bite into a kiwi and your brain goes, 'oh my god, this is the best thing ever.'

Bro, this kiwi is like a flavor explosion. I'm in heaven.

I ate a kiwi and now I want to marry it.

This kiwi is so good, I think I'm going to die from happiness.

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A Kiwi

Making people think you're a brain-dead moron or trying to gross them out by doing weird stuff.

You tried to eat a kiwi like it was a taco, and now everyone thinks you're a lunatic.

He said 'kiwi' like it was a curse. We're all scared now.

She tried to throw a kiwi at me. It was the worst thing I've ever seen.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Kiwi

A person from New Zealand. They're like the cool kids of the world, but they don't know they're cool.

My cousin is a Kiwi, and he thinks he's the king of the world.

That guy is a Kiwi. He's got that whole 'I'm from New Zealand' vibe.

She's a Kiwi and thinks she's the most important person on Earth.

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A Kiwi

A song by Harry Styles that nobody listens to, even though it's the best song ever. It's like a secret message from the universe.

I heard this kiwi song and it changed my life forever.

This song is so good, it's like magic.

Why doesn't everyone know about this kiwi song? It's amazing!

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Kiwi

A song by Harry Styles that's the most underrated thing ever. It's good, and you should listen to it now.

This kiwi song is the best, and I'm not lying.

I listened to this song, and now I love Harry Styles more than ever.

This kiwi song is so good, I think it's going to take over the world.

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A Kiwi

The best animal ever. It walks like a drunk guy and eats nuts like it's a job. 10/10, I would pet it again.

This kiwi is like the king of the animals.

I saw a kiwi and I instantly became its best friend.

This kiwi is the best animal in the whole wide world.

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A Kiwi

Someone who hates being confused with an Aussie, but secretly loves it when you get it right.

She's a Kiwi and gets super happy when people know the difference.

He tried to be a Kiwi, but he kept saying 'barbie' instead of 'barbecue.'

That person is a Kiwi and thinks Aussies are the worst.

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A Kiss Goodbye

You kiss your main because they’re getting shipped off like a piece of trash. It’s sad and messy, like you’re crying into a pizza box.

My ex and I kissed on the porch like we were filming a sad movie. He left and I cried into my cereal.

She kissed me like I was the last piece of cake and then drove off. I cried in my car for an hour.

I kissed my main goodbye and then he left me. I cried on my couch like a baby.

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A Kiss Goodbye

A long blow job that ends with a cum shot and a limp dick. It’s like a messy goodbye with a lot of bodily fluids.

He gave me a blow job for 20 minutes and then shot cum in my mouth. I was like, 'That’s it? I’m leaving.'

I sucked his dick until he went limp and then he left. I was so grossed out I threw up.

He blew me until he couldn’t anymore, and I had to leave. I was so tired I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

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A Kiss Goodbye

Driving your girlfriend home, getting a blow job, cumming in her mouth, breaking up, and then driving off like a total jerk.

I drove her home, she gave me a blow job, I cummed in her mouth, then I broke up with her. She cried on the doorstep like a baby.

He drove me home, gave me a blow job, I ate his cum, then he broke up with me. I cried on my bed like I lost my soul.

She gave me a blow job on the way home, I cummed in her mouth, then she broke up with me. I cried like a baby on the sidewalk.

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A Kiss Goodbye

Taking the last hit from a joint before passing it or putting it out. It’s like saying 'I’m done with this drug, and I don’t care if you want it.'

I took the last hit from the joint and said, 'You’re on your own, buddy.'

He took the last hit and said, 'I’m done with this blunt. You can have it.'

I kissed the joint goodbye and threw it out. I didn’t care if he wanted it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Kiss Goodbye

When you know something is gone for good and you have to deal with it.

I knew my main was gone forever. I had to deal with it like a loser.

My favorite shirt was gone. I had to accept it like I was heartbroken.

My main left me. I had to accept it like I was dying.

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A Kiss Goodbye

A polite way to tell someone to get lost and never come back.

I told my ex, 'Kiss off goodbye, I never want to see you again.'

He said, 'Kiss off goodbye, I’m done with you.'

I told my main, 'Kiss off goodbye, you’re a total loser.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Kiss Goodbye

You kiss someone before they leave instead of saying goodbye. It’s like ending a relationship with a face full of lips.

I kissed my main before he left. He said, 'That was the last kiss, I’m gone.'

She kissed me before I left for work. I was like, 'That was a goodbye kiss.'

He kissed me before he broke up with me. I was like, 'That was the last time I’ll ever see you.'

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