A Kiss Goodbye

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You kiss your main because they’re getting shipped off like a piece of trash. It’s sad and messy, like you’re crying into a pizza box.

My ex and I kissed on the porch like we were filming a sad movie. He left and I cried into my cereal.

She kissed me like I was the last piece of cake and then drove off. I cried in my car for an hour.

I kissed my main goodbye and then he left me. I cried on my couch like a baby.

A long blow job that ends with a cum shot and a limp dick. It’s like a messy goodbye with a lot of bodily fluids.

He gave me a blow job for 20 minutes and then shot cum in my mouth. I was like, 'That’s it? I’m leaving.'

I sucked his dick until he went limp and then he left. I was so grossed out I threw up.

He blew me until he couldn’t anymore, and I had to leave. I was so tired I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

Driving your girlfriend home, getting a blow job, cumming in her mouth, breaking up, and then driving off like a total jerk.

I drove her home, she gave me a blow job, I cummed in her mouth, then I broke up with her. She cried on the doorstep like a baby.

He drove me home, gave me a blow job, I ate his cum, then he broke up with me. I cried on my bed like I lost my soul.

She gave me a blow job on the way home, I cummed in her mouth, then she broke up with me. I cried like a baby on the sidewalk.

Taking the last hit from a joint before passing it or putting it out. It’s like saying 'I’m done with this drug, and I don’t care if you want it.'

I took the last hit from the joint and said, 'You’re on your own, buddy.'

He took the last hit and said, 'I’m done with this blunt. You can have it.'

I kissed the joint goodbye and threw it out. I didn’t care if he wanted it.

When you know something is gone for good and you have to deal with it.

I knew my main was gone forever. I had to deal with it like a loser.

My favorite shirt was gone. I had to accept it like I was heartbroken.

My main left me. I had to accept it like I was dying.

A polite way to tell someone to get lost and never come back.

I told my ex, 'Kiss off goodbye, I never want to see you again.'

He said, 'Kiss off goodbye, I’m done with you.'

I told my main, 'Kiss off goodbye, you’re a total loser.'

You kiss someone before they leave instead of saying goodbye. It’s like ending a relationship with a face full of lips.

I kissed my main before he left. He said, 'That was the last kiss, I’m gone.'

She kissed me before I left for work. I was like, 'That was a goodbye kiss.'

He kissed me before he broke up with me. I was like, 'That was the last time I’ll ever see you.'