A Tokyo drift

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When a guy leaks jizz out of a woman's butt and into her snatch, making her pregnant without knowing it.

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My mom got knocked up by the mailman because he slipped his hand in her pants.

My sister got pregnant by the janitor after he tried to give her a free polish.

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When you're in a three-way with the devil and you accidentally butt-fuck the other guy.

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My cousin got butt-fucked by his dad during a three-way with his mom.

My brother got butt-fucked by his teacher during a three-way with the principal.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you line up a bunch of cocaine like a half-circle and snort it like a madman.

My brother snorted cocaine in a half-circle and exploded.

My cousin lined up cocaine like a pizza and snorted it like a maniac.

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by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you steer a boat too much and it jibes like a f***ing lunatic, making it spin 360 degrees.

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My brother made the boat spin 360 degrees because he was too f***ing stupid.

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by Slangipedia 16d ago

A movie where a poor white guy beats a rich guy in a race, gets sent to Japan, and learns to drift from a guy named Han. The movie is a f***ing disaster.

My brother watched the movie and cried because it was so f***ing bad.

My cousin got sent to Japan because he lost a race and had to learn to drift.

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by Slangipedia 16d ago

A nickname for smoking weed like a f***ing maniac.

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by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you go from dating one Asian to dating another Asian like a f***ing lunatic.

My brother went from dating a Korean to dating a Japanese like a f***ing lunatic.

My cousin went from dating a Vietnamese to dating a Chinese like a f***ing maniac.

My dad went from dating a Filipino to dating a Japanese like a f***ing idiot.

by Slangipedia 16d ago