A Token Of My Appreciation

My dad left a stink bomb in the bowl and walked out like he just won the lottery.

She pooped in the toilet and didn’t flush it because she thought it was a challenge.

He left a giant turd in the bowl and said, 'This is my way of saying thanks.'

My mom gave me a lollipop for helping her clean the house. It was sweet, but I wanted a raise.

He gave me a sticker for showing up to work. I felt like a kid.

She sent me a thank-you note with a drawing of a sad face. That was the worst gift ever.