Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A song that’s so bad it’ll haunt your dreams forever

This song is like a nightmare that won’t let you sleep

I tried to listen to it once, now I hear it in my head every night

It's the worst thing to ever come out of a podcast

2

A lousy Pokémon that came out of an egg and has moves worse than your ex’s dating life

That Pokémon is so weak, it can't even beat my grandma in a battle

It's like the egg gave birth to a failure

I'd rather fight a dragon than this thing

3

That tiny, adorable egg thing in Pokémon. It’s Misty’s Pokémon. And it’s also the reason she got dumped.

Misty got dumped because of that egg

That thing is why she’s still single

It's like the egg was a bad influence on her

4

The most hideous and annoying Pokémon ever to walk the Earth. It’s like a cursed egg with a face.

That Pokémon is so ugly, it makes my dog cry

It’s like someone took a nightmare and made it a Pokémon

I’d rather get a root canal than watch it battle

5

The cutest Pokémon in the whole wide world. Misty had it, but she let it go. What a waste.

That Pokémon was like a tiny heart, and Misty let it go

She had the best Pokémon and she released it

Misty was a fool for letting it go

6

A top-notch Pokémon. The cutest, the best. All the haters can go die in a hole.

That Pokémon is like a little angel, and the haters are devils

All the haters can go eat dirt

It’s the best Pokémon and the haters are just jealous

7

A person who is so annoying, they could make a goat cry.

That person is louder than a jackhammer

They talk so much, they’re like a radio on full blast

I’d rather fight a dragon than listen to them