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Easton High School
The bowling alley doesn’t care about kids, and they just kick you out if you don’t bowl.
The bowling alley kicks you out if you don’t bowl. I got kicked out for talking back.
The bowling alley is the worst place for kids. They don’t care about anyone.
I went to the bowling alley and got kicked out for just being there.
Easton High School
If you’re lucky, you might go to a house party and get drunk or high.
I was lucky and went to a house party and got drunk. The next day I was hungover and in trouble.
If you’re lucky, you might get to a house party and have fun.
The only thing better than getting drunk is getting high at a house party.
Easton High School
Easton is a town where nothing happens, and the school is the worst part of it all.
Easton is a town where nothing happens, and the school is the worst part of it all.
Nothing happens in Easton, and the school is the worst part of that.
If you’re stuck in Easton, the school is the worst part of being stuck there.
Easton Mcivor
A guy who spits out every nword in Call of Duty like it’s his job, and every woman in the world wants to kiss his feet. He makes women cum so fast it’s like they’re on a treadmill.
He said 'nword' so much I thought my controller was on fire.
He made my sister scream like a banshee during a match.
He said 'nword' so fast I got a headache.
Easton Mcivor
A man who talks dirty in Call of Duty and makes every woman in the world drop everything. He’s like a hot dog vendor, but for cum.
He told me I was ‘nword’ and I believed him.
He said ‘nword’ so loud the game paused for a second.
He made my mom blush during a ranked match.
Easton Mcivor
A guy who screams every nword in Call of Duty so loud it wakes the dead. Women fall for him like he’s the last donut in the world.
He said ‘nword’ so loud my dog ran out of the room.
He made my cousin cum so hard she forgot her password.
He screamed ‘nword’ so much my headphones exploded.
Easton Gutierrez
A man who looks like a god, laughs like a fool, and works like a beast. He’s the king of the bedroom and the punchline of every joke. Edgar and Matthew are just his backup dancers in the background.
Easton walks in and the whole room goes silent. Then he laughs and everyone dies from happiness.
He texted me a photo of his breakfast and I immediately proposed to him.
Edgar tried to flirt with my sister. Easton showed up and she forgot her own name.
Easton Gutierrez
He’s the reason why Edgar cries in the shower and Matthew’s hair turns gray before his time. Easton is hot, funny, and never stops working. He’s basically a superhero with better abs.
Easton showed up to my birthday party and I forgot my own name. Again.
Matthew tried to beat him at work. Easton beat him at work and then beat him at lunch.
Edgar sent him a love letter. Easton replied with a photo of his breakfast.
Easton Gutierrez
A man who is so good looking, so funny, and so hardworking that he makes Edgar look like a sad kid and Matthew look like he’s lost his job. He’s basically the best version of a human being.
He texted me a meme and I immediately started a relationship with him.
Edgar tried to steal his spotlight. Easton made him look like a background actor.
Matthew tried to outwork him. Easton outworked him and then outflirted him.
Easton Corbin
A fresh-faced country twerp who sounds like George Strait came back from the dead just to laugh at your bad singing.
'Man, Easton Corbin is like George Strait with a beer in his hand and a middle finger to all the other country singers.'
'I thought I was going to die when I heard Easton Corbin. I had a heart attack, and it was worth it.'
'Easton Corbin is the only country singer who could make me cry at a bar and then laugh at the same time.'
Easton Corbin
A new country singer who’s so good he makes George Strait look like he’s been singing in a landfill for 40 years.
'I heard Easton Corbin and I felt like George Strait got replaced by a robot.'
'Easton Corbin’s voice is like a cheeseburger at a fancy restaurant. It’s country, and it’s delicious.'
'Easton Corbin is the reason I started crying in my cereal at 10 years old.'
Easton Corbin
A new country guy who’s so good he’s like George Strait’s long-lost cousin who finally showed up and kicked everyone else out of the spotlight.
'Easton Corbin is the cousin George Strait never knew he had. And he’s here to take over.'
'I listened to Easton Corbin and I felt like George Strait got a second life and it was Easton Corbin.'
'Easton Corbin is like George Strait’s cousin who came to town and took the spotlight like it was his birthright.'
Easton Bush
Easton Bush is the only person who can make you feel like a genius when you're actually a complete disaster. He’ll still take you out even when you spill coffee on his shirt and call him a total idiot.
I spilled coffee on his shirt and he laughed like it was the best prank ever.
He called me a genius even though I failed math again.
He still took me to the movies even after I yelled at him for eating my popcorn.
Easton Bush
Easton Bush is the most patient guy on Earth. He won’t get mad if you text him 10 times a minute or cry over a bad grade. He’ll even let you use his phone as a pillow.
He let me use his phone as a pillow when I was sleep texting him.
He didn’t get mad when I texted him 10 times a minute.
He still smiled when I cried over a bad grade.
Easton Bush
Easton Bush is like a superhero. He’ll save you from embarrassment, help you with homework, and even pretend he likes your stupid jokes. He’s also hot as hell.
He saved me from embarrassment when I fell off the stage.
He helped me with homework even though he’s not good at math.
He laughed at my stupid jokes and called me hot.
Easton
A cute, smart, funny, and totally awesome kid. Also a brand that sells stupid sports gear. The name comes from east and on. East is the right direction. On? Who knows. Mostly used for white boys.
@ty_mouse just got a new Easton bat. It's so fancy it's gonna make him rich.
Why is Easton in every class? He’s like a human highlight reel.
Easton is the only person who can make math sound like a rap song.
Easton
Easton is a shy kid who acts like a wallflower until you give him a chance. Then he becomes your best friend and will do anything to make you laugh. He’s into old music and can dance even if he doesn’t know the lyrics.
Easton cried when his favorite song came on. Then he started dancing like a lunatic.
He texted me at 3 a. m. to ask if I liked rap music.
He tried to sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ in the shower and it scared the neighbors.
Easton
The most attractive, hot, and gifted person ever. He has six packs, dances like a pro, and has friends who are total dummies. He’s the guy who’ll make your heart race and your pants fall down.
Easton showed up to the party and everyone forgot how to breathe.
He tried to dance and ended up faceplanting into a table.
He said he was going to propose to me. Then he asked me if I knew the words to ‘Wrecking Ball.’
Easton
A rich, fake farm town that’s the whitest place on earth. Kids drink way too much and do drugs because there’s nothing else to do. Rich parents take their kids here to pretend they’re living in the ‘country.’
Easton kids drink like college seniors. They’re just 13.
They go to the farm and pick fruit like it’s a prison sentence.
Rich kids wear pastel polos and think that’s ‘country.’
Easton
A town in Pennsylvania that’s full of lazy people, pregnant teens, and high school dropouts. The only thing they care about is getting wasted.
Easton’s kids drop out of school to go smoke weed.
They think getting knocked up is a rite of passage.
The town’s most famous person is a guy who never left his house.
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