Easton Gutierrez

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A man who looks like a god, laughs like a fool, and works like a beast. He’s the king of the bedroom and the punchline of every joke. Edgar and Matthew are just his backup dancers in the background.

Easton walks in and the whole room goes silent. Then he laughs and everyone dies from happiness.

He texted me a photo of his breakfast and I immediately proposed to him.

Edgar tried to flirt with my sister. Easton showed up and she forgot her own name.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

He’s the reason why Edgar cries in the shower and Matthew’s hair turns gray before his time. Easton is hot, funny, and never stops working. He’s basically a superhero with better abs.

Easton showed up to my birthday party and I forgot my own name. Again.

Matthew tried to beat him at work. Easton beat him at work and then beat him at lunch.

Edgar sent him a love letter. Easton replied with a photo of his breakfast.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A man who is so good looking, so funny, and so hardworking that he makes Edgar look like a sad kid and Matthew look like he’s lost his job. He’s basically the best version of a human being.

He texted me a meme and I immediately started a relationship with him.

Edgar tried to steal his spotlight. Easton made him look like a background actor.

Matthew tried to outwork him. Easton outworked him and then outflirted him.

by Slangipedia 14d ago