Easton Gutierrez
He’s the reason why Edgar cries in the shower and Matthew’s hair turns gray before his time. Easton is hot, funny, and never stops working. He’s basically a superhero with better abs.
Easton showed up to my birthday party and I forgot my own name. Again.
Matthew tried to beat him at work. Easton beat him at work and then beat him at lunch.
Edgar sent him a love letter. Easton replied with a photo of his breakfast.