Discover Slang

Easy-U

East Carolina University. It’s where people go to get drunk, not to learn. They just need a GPA of 1.0 to get in and they all think they’re the next big thing.

"I got into ECU with a 1.0. I didn’t even study.", @LazyStudent

"ECU is for people who can’t spell 'algebra' and think they’re smart.", @NotSmartAtAll

"They let people in with a 1.0? That’s not a school, that’s a jail.", @MomIsProud

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-U

East Carolina University. It’s where the girls don’t wear shirts and the boys don’t wear pants. Everyone’s just trying to get laid and not care about school.

"ECU girls don’t wear shirts. I saw one in the library wearing a bra.", @WearingBra

"I went to ECU and I didn’t learn anything, but I got laid a lot.", @NotALoser

"They don’t even wear pants at ECU. That’s not a school, that’s a strip club.", @MomIsProud

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-Sex

When you’re so lazy you just slap on pants and call it a day

Bro I came home and just threw on my sweatpants and went to bed

My dating life is just me and my couch

I asked her out and she said 'I’ll think about it' and I said 'cool' and that was it

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-Sex

Like when you don’t even bother to brush your teeth before you make a move

He kissed me with his morning breath and I still said yes

I walked in and he was eating a burger and I said 'you’re still cute'

He texted me 'want to hang out' and I said 'sure' and that was it

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-Sex

When you’re too tired to even argue about who did the dishes

We had sex and then just fell asleep on the couch

We didn’t even talk about the mess in the kitchen

I came home and just passed out and that was it

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-Sex

When you just want to get it over with before your mom calls

I texted her and said 'I’m going out' and that was it

I just wanted to get it done before my mom called me

I had to go out and I didn’t even care who I went with

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-Sex

When you don’t even know the person’s name but you still end up in bed

I don’t even know his name and we had sex

We talked for five minutes and then we kissed

He said 'hi' and that was it

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-Sex

When you just want to get out of your head for five minutes

I needed a break and I just went out

I had a bad day and I went to the bar

I didn’t even care who I was with

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-Peasey mac and cheesy

like easy peasey but with more cheese and less brainpower

I did my math homework in 2 minutes. Easy-peasey mac and cheesy.

This game is so simple, my grandma could beat me. Easy-peasey mac and cheesy.

I finished my chores before breakfast. Easy-peasey mac and cheesy.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-Peasey mac and cheesy

when you’re so clueless, you think cheese is a type of math

I thought mac and cheese was a math problem. Easy-peasey mac and cheesy.

I added 2 + 2 and got 5. Easy-peasey mac and cheesy.

I thought the cheese was the answer. Easy-peasey mac and cheesy.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-Peasey mac and cheesy

when you do something so simple, you think you’re a genius

I ate my lunch in 10 seconds. Easy-peasey mac and cheesy.

I finished my test in 5 minutes. Easy-peasey mac and cheesy.

I dressed up for school in 2 minutes. Easy-peasey mac and cheesy.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-E

A real Compton gangsta who’s actually spelled Eazy-E, not Easy-E, you clueless muppets.

@easy_e is the real deal, not some fake Easy-E from the hood.

Why do y’all spell it wrong? It’s Eazy-E, not Easy-E, you brain-dead f***s.

Eazy-E is the OG, Easy-E is just a f***ing copycat.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-E

An 80s legend who sold dope and rapped, but then f***ing AIDS took him down, and it was a sad b***h moment.

Eazy-E was the king of the streets until AIDS came and f***ed him up.

Man, Eazy-E was the best until that AIDS hit him like a f***ing freight train.

He had the flow and the b***hes, but AIDS took him down like a f***ing rookie.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-E

One of the B Block Army from Leicester, and he’s probably the only one who can spell his name right.

That BBA guy from Leicester is the only one who remembers how to spell Eazy-E.

The B Block Army has a guy from Leicester who knows the real deal.

Eazy-E is from Leicester’s B Block Army, and he knows how to spell it right.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-E

A real Compton b***h who started it all, and without him, there’d be no 50, Game, or Jay Z, you f***ing losers.

Eazy-E was the real deal from Compton, and you wouldn’t have Jay Z without him.

If it weren’t for Eazy-E, 50 Cent would still be in the background like a f***ing nobody.

Eazy-E was the OG, and the rest of them were just f***ing copycats.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-E

You f***ing illiterate b***hes, it’s Eazy-E, not Easy-E, you don’t even know how to spell it right.

It’s Eazy-E, not Easy-E, you don’t even know how to spell it right, you f***ing b***h.

You can’t even spell Eazy-E right, what the f*** are you doing here?

Eazy-E, not Easy-E, you f***ing illiterate b***hes.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-E

He was a Compton b***h who rapped with N. W. A, but they broke up because they were all f***ing b***hes.

Eazy-E was with N. W. A, but they were all f***ing b***hes.

N. W. A broke up because they were all b***hes, and Eazy-E was the best of them.

Eazy-E had the flow, but N. W. A was just a bunch of f***ing b***hes.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-E

These girls from that NJ school are just easy b***hes who let you f*** them and don’t even question it.

These easy E’s from NJ just let you f*** them without even asking.

Easy E’s from that school in NJ are just b***hes who don’t even think twice.

Those easy E’s from NJ are just f***ing b***hes who let you have it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy!? Zom.

When something happens that is totally weird and no one saw it coming you yell this like you just got hit by a truck.

My dog started singing show tunes. Easy!? Zom.

My mom said she's retiring. Easy!? Zom.

My teacher announced we're having a pop quiz. Easy!? Zom.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy!? Zom.

You say this when life throws you a curveball so hard it breaks your face.

My phone died during a Zoom call. Easy!? Zom.

My cat ate my homework. Easy!? Zom.

My dad said he's moving to Alaska. Easy!? Zom.

by Slangipedia 17d ago