Easy-U
East Carolina University. It’s where people go to get drunk, not to learn. They just need a GPA of 1.0 to get in and they all think they’re the next big thing.
"I got into ECU with a 1.0. I didn’t even study.", @LazyStudent
"ECU is for people who can’t spell 'algebra' and think they’re smart.", @NotSmartAtAll
"They let people in with a 1.0? That’s not a school, that’s a jail.", @MomIsProud